Amanda Bynes dead at 27, inventor of ‘lol’ signs off

NEW YORK — Fans mourn the loss of Nickelodeon starlet Amanda Laura Bynes, who died early Wednesday morning at her home in New York . . .

Frank Mason to leave chronicle.su forever

Desk of editor frank mason

Fuck off. . . .

Geo leaves chronicle again as Kilgore insults favorite author

How many times does it have to happen . . .

Man claims four lives amid chilling case of the Mondays

Police respond to brutal office slayings

SlavTech Enterprises office worker Harold Strafford opened fire on his colleagues Wednesday after contracting an unseasonable case of the Mondays. . . .

CHRONICLE.SU ABANDONS GOOGLE ADSENSE

CHRONICLE.SU IS THE WORLDS FIRST ANTI-CORPORATE INCORPORATED NEWS SOURCE

CHRONICLE.SU EDITOR MEDIA MOGUL SAID GOODBYE TO GOOGLE SUNDAY FOLLOWING A DISPUTE OVER PAYMENT OF “ASTRONOMICAL PROPORTIONS.”

GOOGLE INC, THE LARGEST CRIME RING IN HUMAN HISTORY, DEFENDED THEIR SUSPICIOUS CLIENTELE OF TACO HUSTLERS AND PRO-LIFE AGENDA FROM LITIGATION SUNDAY AFTER CHRONICLE.SU PARENT COMPANY LEBAL DROCER, INC. DEMANDED PAYMENT FOR ADSPACE FROM . . .

CHRONICLE.SU FALLS TO RUIN IN WAKE OF PRETEEN SEX SCANDAL

CHRONICLE.SU Editor Frank Mason was arrested Thursday morning for the distribution of slanderous comments against himself.

INTERNET– Legendary cp forum chronicle.su was seized by authorities Thursday following an anonymous tip by John Tiessen. Tiessen told authorities he knew the mysterious chronicle leadership was trading non-nude jailbait photography around Twitter for some time, . . .

TH3J35T3R steals credit for UGNazi fuck-up

Islam, JoshTheGod, UGNazi member and founder of Carders.org, was arrested by undercover agents Tuesday for credit card fraud. . . .

Topiary pleads guilty to satisfy the butthurt bloodlust of a wretched justice system

This is a horse

This is a horse

Topiary (Jake Davis) plead guilty to excellent charges of heroism, including an attack on the Serious Organized Crime Agency (SOCA).

SOCA is an unjust, contradictory agency established by the Illuminati to attack internet security through freedom reduction.

Dr. Liebehart Schwartz of the . . .

US GOVERNMENT detaining anyone who calls them fascist

Accusatory reporters are being arrested to prove how fascist the government is not becoming

Accusatory reporters are being arrested to prove how fascist the government is not becoming. . . .