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By  Frank Mason, on June 14th, 2012%Dr. Angstrom H. Troubedaur enjoyed a “soft, but firm” poop Thursday. In what might have otherwise been an uneventful bowel movement, Chronicle nutritionist Dr. Angstrom H. Troubedaur noticed a peculiar softness and consistency in Thursday’s stool, such that he was moved to turn around and declare the specimen “a major success.” “A …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on June 9th, 2012%
Jim Hannahan, pictured during his last known public appearance, smiles comfortably just outside the wretched clutches of a long and rewarding Diablo III career. Roanoke, Va.– 28-year-old Kroger clerk Jim Hannahan stopped going into work when he realized being a cashier at the supermarket was not only beneath a level 60 Legendary Monk, …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on June 7th, 2012%
Canadian police: “It’s just disgusting . . . that someone [deleted] would [deleted] frame [deleted] Magnotta . . . who obviously [loved] his victim.” …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on May 22nd, 2012%
Richmond, Va. – Harrowing tale of child abuse in a supermarket parking lot as area man bravely accosts his weak, defenseless faggot son. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on May 18th, 2012%
The American gaming male automatically degenerated into an alternating cycle of hardcore gaming and furious, repeated bouts of masturbation Tuesday after Mother Blizzard released her tepid seed into the yawning, fertile womb of jilted fantasy gamers who have already seen enough WoW expansions to make General Patreus reconsider an extensive Iraq strategy. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on May 17th, 2012%
Seoul – South Korean smugglers caught trafficking millions of pills containing human flesh charged with copyright violations of Lebal Drocer product. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on April 28th, 2012%
BULLETIN: U.S. PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, MADE FAMOUS AFTER ESCALATING THE WAR OF TERROR AND BOMBING INNOCENT PEOPLE, IS MORE THAN A VIOLENT TERRORIST – HE IS AN INFORMATION TERRORIST! BEWARE Like Bradley Manning, Barack Obama privately lacks respect for the privacy of private communications sent to others in the private …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on April 21st, 2012%
Police retake control of a VCU Earth Day protest Friday. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on April 6th, 2012%
Fans mourn the loss of Disney’s top-earning teen star Selena Gomez, who died Friday in a drunk driving accident near Santa Monica Boulevard. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on April 6th, 2012%
Rick Astley’s public battle with child molestation accusations …MOAR! |
 
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