Exam time

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THIS IS HOW WE TAKE TESTS HERE

Twice, we will release spiders into the room. This means you still have 45 minutes to complete the exam, and fifteen minutes, respectively.

— Frank Mason (@TerribleAuthor) March 8, 2012

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Local asshole Kilgore Trout attempts to destroy Chronicle database

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CHRONICLE.SU STAFF WRITER KILGORE TROUT ATTEMPTS TO SABOTAGE OWN WEBSITE WITH FAILSCRIPT …MOAR!

Clever headline

twin towers explosion

A neat summary of what the article is about …MOAR!

Mitt Romney declares himself “too evil to lose” Michigan primary

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Detroit– Mitt Romney eats Santorum for breakfast Friday in Michigan primary, demands seconds. …MOAR!

Humanity brought to its knees, there’s never been a better time to invest

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As foretold by Raleigh Theodore Sakers …MOAR!

Fanfiction: Righteous Indignation – Excuse Me While I Rape The World!

Victim of Andrew Breitbart

An Andrew Breitbart fanfiction

“No, Mr. Breitbart. Please!”

Andrew Breitbart’s stringy gray hair was greased back with sweat as he loomed over a child, heaving and groaning. In his shadow, the small boy covered his naked shame with both hands and fixed his eyes on the wall, where a picture of Jesus was hung. He …MOAR!

FBI call intercepted by #Antisec Anonymous

FBI call intercepted by #Antisec Anonymous …MOAR!

Was there a 9/11 on the Internet I didn’t hear about?

THATS JUST LIKE THE 9/11 OF THE INTERNET

Robert Mueller cites 9/11 as similar cause for concern as what goes on in the Internets. I only wish he could take our freedoms before we ever had them. …MOAR!

Motor Mouth the Bounty Hunter. And real-life superhero?

BOOM HEADSHOT

IS THIS REAL LIFE …MOAR!

Representative Dan Gordon rejoins anonymous, gets trolled off tinychat

Rep. Dan Gordon joins Anonymous

Join Anonymous today! …MOAR!