10 Summer Health Tips by Dr. Troubadour

Rich white man "cannot take the oppression"

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Skincare Advice From Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour

Sup fellow dudes! I have come up with a totally badass plan to get you ready for the summertime. By following these 10 easy tips, you can battle the blistering heat coming off that god damn life-giving star in the sky.

1. Skin Cancer . . .

Chris Hedges slams Israel, blames ‘intellectuals’ for Occupy failure

Israel backed by United States

Hedges said while he and Dr. Cornel West were having dinner, the two of them recused lazy journalism professors and other intellectuals of being too busy to support free speech. . . .

Ian Watkins Dead At 36

Ian Watkins planned on raping a handful of babies.

Watkins was pronounced dead at 4:38 a.m. UTC. Cause of death was listed as “self asphyxiation, or suicide by hanging.” He was 36. . . .

Power And Success: A Tale Of Unchecked Cis Privilege

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I wake up late in the morning to the sound of my 10/10 Asian girlfriend, who’s crying because while I was asleep I wasn’t having sex with her.

Then, responding to what sounds and feels to them like rape, the neighbors call police to my multimillion-dollar mansion.

The police . . .

RUSSIA TO RECLAIM TRANSNISTRIA

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THE OBAMA WEST CONVULSED IN A JEALOUS RAGE AS THE VALUE OF TRANSNISTRIAN KUPONS SKYROCKS, AND STILL, THE PEOPLE OF TRANSNISTRIA PROSPER. . . .

Heroin Epidemic Benefits Heroin Users

john warner has shooting heroin

“Thanks to heroin,” Norment said, “I’ve dodged a few bullets, both figuratively and literally. Shit, heroin even helps me escape the crushing reality of using heroin.” . . .

George Bush To Retake US Presidency

George Bush a-huntin' them Reds

Future President George Bush a-huntin’ them Reds

A great leader once asked, “How’s that hopey, changey stuff workin’ out for ya?”

America found her answer. Former President George W. Bush announced a plan Monday to “take America back,” starting with a campaign to reignite nationalism . . .

Trail Boss Jamie Jo Corne Postpones “Bull Party”

"I will spit on you, motherfucker."

The Bull Party is a rally to restore freedom, which involves dumping seeds on the capitol and turning loose “thousands” of heads of cattle in the city streets, heralded by Corne who is expected to arrive on horseback with The Articles of Separation in hand. . . .

Может Сталин Стоп Обама?

Stalin

After many studies, Lebal Drocer, Inc. – her proud majesty – touched the kind heart of Joseph Stalin, who might someday rule with a gentle hand all the people of the world. . . .

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