America Heralds Permanent War

Michael Sheehan is a scum sucking war criminal

Obama Administration spokesman Michael Sheehan said they are “pre-emptively” calling any future administration that tries to stop the Authorization to Use Military Force (AUMF) “treasonous” for aiding whoever the enemy is by then. …MOAR!

ELFWAX affiliate unearthed after years of abuse

The following video was extracted from an archive of federal repossessions and returned the chronicle.su office late last year.

“Years of systematically abusing oneself while praying to Charles Manson leads a person to create music and imagery like this. And in one dark night, it can all disappear. With one murder, all your work can …MOAR!

Current events protester has no idea what he’s protesting

“Do you know what’s going on in our country?” asked 20-year-old fagatronic nimrod Dale Shelton of Roanoke, Va.

Shelton said he is fed up with the direction American politics are heading. He said the decisions being made at the top affect everyone, including children.

“They’re raping our rights,” Shelton said, “like we raped …MOAR!

DOMESTIC DRONE PROGRAM TO DEFEAT TERRORISM

Terrorists mourn loss of terror comrades.

Do you want your precious, innocent child to be abducted and groomed into a Punjabi-loving terrorist? Or do you want little Timmy to grow up to be a god damn PATRIOT? …MOAR!

Rodong Sinmun

Backed by outside forces, the USA is hell-bent on igniting nuclear war against the DPRK …MOAR!

Dr. Phil denies paying Jodi Arias’ family for sex

Dr. Phil opposite former sexpot murderslut Jodi Arias

Television therapist and fake doctor, Phil McGraw denied Tuesday real allegations he offered the Arias family money for sex with their daughter in exchange for TV coverage once a verdict is reached.

The despicable television star has committed higher atrocities …MOAR!

Tumblr-centric #Femen Movement “Started By Men”

They went full circle and showed us their tits to protest our desire to see their tits. …MOAR!

George Carlin shamefully works low-end corporate conference circuit

George Carlin

Impostor Joe Beddia pisses on over forty years of hard work and performance art …MOAR!

Pope taking media joke “a little too far”

Pope Francis grovels Thursday at the hairy feet of a sub-human Muslim girl.

Top Cardinals at the Vatican said Pope Francis is “taking that whole ‘respecting the smallest and least-fortunate’ joke a little too far.”

The move has the Vatican PR Department worried the public has finally caught on to …MOAR!

Business as usual following #rustleleague disorder

Some #rustleleague Twitter accounts were unfairly suspended Wednesday, rustling the jimmies of several prominent micro-bloggers belonging to the underground hate group #rustleleague.

While it is rumored the notorious #rustleleague are involved in illegal activities, there is no evidence to suggest malicious activity more offensive than DDoS attacks or SQL injections – …MOAR!