Pope Francis to star in new A&E reality TV show “Pope Primacy”

The "Fresh Pope of Bel-Air" smokes a doobie with adoring fans.

“Recently for the show, they had him hug a severely disfigured man, and I just thought, ‘You guys have gone too far,’ but no — the people loved it. . . .

A Chronicle Christmas – Our Third Year!

A Chronicle Christmas

From Our Family To Yours — We here at the Internet Chronicle would like to wish you all a very merry Christmas, and a happy new year. . . .

How “Educated” Blacks Ruined This Country

AMERICA – Faggots in Washington (D.C.) who don’t vote for the Bible are destined for an Eternity in Hell — courtesy of our Lord and Savior, the compassionate Jesus Christ of the United States of A-fuckin-merica.

I say, if you don’t like the Bible, then forget how to read ’cause that’s . . .

A Case For Revolution: The Fourth Amendment Is Not Your Friend


We are ruled by a shadow government.

I was talking to this guy tonight who made a case for the NSA. It was no case at all, though – not because he was only 20 years old, an “international relations major” – but because his point was “how does that . . .

Litecoin trading increases in both volume and value along with the Bitcoin


Litecoin shows promise behind sudden Bitcoin inflation. . . .

LinkedIn to merge with motherless.com

man fired for sickening addiction

“Destroying your own life has never been easier,” said Nottaway. “With the power of LinkedIn, users will soon be able to share their favorite surreptitious jailbait photographs with people they know in real life, at unprecedented profits to us.” . . .


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How To Win The Unwinnable Lion War

Which side would win in a global battle of 5,000 marines versus 10 trillion lions? No unlimited ammo, no escaping into space, and no more than 10 nuclear weapons. . . .

College Party

drug party!

We are all so smart. Look at us, how fucking smart we are. We all agree. We are ALL in agreement. Look at us. How we do agree! We are all so loud. Listen to us. How loudly in agreement we can be! How little we say. In so many words. How few thoughts, between . . .

NSA totally behaving like creepy uncle at the Internet family reunion

Creepy old Uncle NSA. Where are his hands??

It’s hanging onto everyone, leering around at the room as it gropes the family children, probing for stuff it’s not supposed to find.

“Uh-oh, what have we here? Something you’re not supposed to be doing. Your parents would be very upset if . . .