Martin Luther King, Jr. Might Understand Today’s Wars, Pentagon Lawyer Says
Commentary by Warren Ward Air Force Global Strike Command Programming Division
1/21/2013 - BARKSDALE AIR FORCE BASE, La. – Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s 83rd birthday …MOAR!
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Martin Luther King, Jr. Might Understand Today’s Wars, Pentagon Lawyer Says Commentary by Warren Ward Air Force Global Strike Command Programming Division
1/21/2013 - BARKSDALE AIR FORCE BASE, La. – Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s 83rd birthday …MOAR! RICHMOND, VA. — “We just seen the opportunity, and I couldn’t pass it up. I had to own a slave,” said Internet Chronicle Publisher Frank Mason, speaking to clerical staff and press called to a conference at 1000 Monument Ave. With Jeff Schapiro from the Times-Dispatch busily taking notes, Mr. Mason continued, lamenting that he …MOAR! Stan Milton, lead designer for the Obama plan, said the plan will institute software designed to comb through buyers’ histories, cross-referencing prior instances of gun-related crimes against humanity. …MOAR! America screwed the pooch and temporarily lost those sweet, sweet gun rights. …MOAR! Bandytown, W.Va — Fans mourn iconic West Virginia wild-man Jesco White, who died at his Boone County home after inhaling twin doses of lighter fluid and gas fumes Saturday. Fans received a rude awakening who believed White finally got clean following the successes of Jescofest, a festival held in his honor, …MOAR! Mob rule is everything in the Hyper Revolutionary Social Networking device. This message comes from the Public Relations desk of your very own chronicle.su: While on its way to chronicle.su’s chief war correspondent Viet Zam, a message from Lillian King was intercepted early October, establishing a multi-tiered dialog around the coming “Social Network Revolution.” After …MOAR!
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We’ve never seen anything like it, John. Never before have Americans witnessed a storm so potentially threatening to the security of middle class whites. …MOAR! |
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