Syria Conflict Causing Retardation In John Kerry

John Kerry showed the telltale signs of retardation Friday.

Secretary of State John Kerry has descended into what experts are calling advanced mental retardation. As the increasingly complex situation in Syria continues to unfold, the former Senator appears “disheveled and dumb.”

“I’m not saying there’s any correlation,” explained . . .

America Joins Al Qaeda

A transcendental John F. Kennedy once said, “Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.”

JFK might have been a no-good Communist sympathizer, but by God, he was right about one thing: serving your country. Besides, why do you think we had him assassinated?

The new . . .

The US Supports Al Qaeda

The United States of America says you’ll be detained for showing support for Al Qaeda. Because they hate competition.

The NDAA

You never transcended. You’re a semantic fucking blockage.

Oprah Converts Entire Studio Audience To Islam

Asking For It.

Oprah’s new slogan, “Join or Die,” has some supporters scratching their heads.

DAMASCUS, Syria – Philosopher and television star Oprah Winfrey converted every member of her studio audience to Islam Monday during a new show on the O. Network in which she discusses existence and the metaphysical.

Stagehands appeared behind . . .

The Syrian struggle for peace is wide open for exploitation and only our loud opinions can save them!

The user interface determines the quality of American hatred for Assad.

The end game to all human discourse is the categorization of ourselves and those around us. That is to say we see ourselves as these competing entities when in reality we need to help each other compete with the other 7 . . .

Al-Assad ‘Not So Stupid’ As To Use Chemical Weapons: Kurdish Leader

Obama Commands Missile Strike Anyway

DAMASCUS, Syria – Syrian President Bashar al-Assad – in Iran right now, presumably waiting for his country to collapse – would not have been “so stupid” as to deploy chemical weapons near Damascus, said Saleh Muslim, head of the Kurdish Democratic Union Party (PYD).

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Canadian PM Against Human Trafficking Totally Looks Like The Human Trafficking Type

Images of unbelievable tentacle sexual violence against children have long been a standard motif in the cartoon porn industry, but now super-real CGI child rape porn has the NSA grabbing more power than ever thought possible.

Many First Nations women, children and even babies are trafficked throughout Canada by the Harper regime under the umbrella of their own “protection.” . . .

Lebal Drocer officials enter Chronicle offices, destroy hard drives

The Lebal Drocer Hate-Coil "Mind Over Matter"

Lebal Drocer, Inc. has toughened their stance on Internet freedom, citing the upswing in information terrorism as one reason for writing new legislation that would grant them “unfathomable” control over Internet traffic all over the world. . . .

Wasp Cuts Bee In Half Around Two Very High Men

pee-movie

Whooooa, duuuuuude . . .

Mitt Romney says Bradley Manning got what he deserved

The Masturbator

Mitt Romney. Wow. . . .