Paul Ryan washes dishes at Ohio soup kitchen and hurries out

Paul Ryan meets free black man

Paul Ryan hurriedly washes a pan while lecturing schoolchildren about the inconvenience of calluses. …MOAR!

Gangnam Style Touches Every Part Of Our Lives

Number Ones PSY GANGNAM STYLE

Of human existence, Gangnam Style leaves nothing untouched. …MOAR!

Mitt Romney Draws Cute Picture of Islam Prophet Muhammed

Mitt Romney Draws Cute Picture of Islam Prophet Muhammad

Mitt Romney drives the final nail into the coffin of his political career with an offensively bomb-inducing sketch of sacred Islam Prophet Muhammad, and then blames Google for starting it. …MOAR!

Rapist Speaks Out In Support Of A Delusional Barrett Brown

Barrett Brown is in police custody after threatening the children of federal agents.

If we want to take down the feds– if there’s five people that want to take down the feds . . . they’re gonna do it, leave ‘em alone!” …MOAR!

Brown Taken Down

BARRETT BROWN, ANONYMOUS GATEKEEPER

Brown publicly accused Trout via Twitter of bonking his woman following an episode in which sources indicate Brown most likely abused a “dumbfounding” weight of life-ending narcotic drugs. …MOAR!

UNIVERSE THREATENED BY NONEXISTENCE

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DonaldRumsfeld is legit

Area Christian Too Cool For The Devil

Ferry Johnson, Christian

“You can’t hold onto hate. I used to hate my abusers for what they did to me, and I hated people who took me away from God. But now I don’t hate anything, except for terrorists, really. And Islam.” …MOAR!

Good News and Bad News

Killed Your Parents!

No bedtime! …MOAR!

CHRONICLE.SU ON THE COUNTERATTACK

CHRONICLE LEADERSHIP IS UNMOVED BY U.S. AGGRESSION TOWARD INVINCIBLE WEBSITE

SOVCHRON – U.S. authorities are assisting each other in a common goal: to commit politically-motivated cybercrimes against the chronicle.su. …MOAR!