Q&A with Nouriel Roubini

In mid-July, world renowned economist Nouriel Roubini sat down with Chronicle.SU’s Anton OyVey for a fireside chat at Bohemian Grove 2011. They discussed the next 18 months of world events, including the Debt Crisis and stock market crash. Much of the discussion was deemed “off the record” by Nouriel, but after a little . . .

President Obama Trolls The Press: Opens Speech With Minute Of Unexplained Silence

The President just . . . stood there, staring out vacantly at everybody. We didn’t know what he was doing. He said it was a moment of silence. But for what? . . .

Obama Signs Debt Limit Compromise

President Obama signed off on a last-minute compromise bill to ensure economic catastrophe Tuesday, saying the deal is an “important first step to ensuring that our nation end up in the recycle bin of history with USSSR and Red China.”

The bill, he said, was the outcome of a “extensive strap-on session with . . .

President Obama confesses he ‘Fears the Beard’

Brian Wilson's powerful glare caused Obama to lose control of his prostate, leaving his pants full of a mixture of semen and urine.

President Barack Obama met the freakiest team in baseball yesterday as he feted the San Francisco Giants for their stunning World Series win during an awkward gala in Washington.

The . . .

Rick Perry Anointed Next GOP President of the United States at Bohemian Grove

RICK PERRY JUGGALO 2012 BITCHES

Will the 2012 Presidency juggalo jugglas? . . .