This Sunday Catie Wayne, known for bubbly youtube videos under the alias of Boxxy, released a minute-long video of her new character 3v3. 3v3 is completely indistinguishable from Boxxy except for the fact that 3v3 has some kind of hideous neon rat’s nest in place of her incredibly beautiful dark hair. To top it off, the video is shot in some fucking public place on a damn smart phone or some bullshit while 3v3 yammers on about how she’s recording with the terrible rap group Little Kinky (who are so suck she has to be sleeping with them). Fans of Boxxy have been decidedly pissed and have widely expressed the sentiment that they are no longer fans of anything Catie Wayne touches.
Here’s the terrible advertisement video for Catie’s upcoming shitpile – the only interesting part being a slight tit bounce around :50.
This drech has got to end, Catie.
Fans have to be asking themselves what the fuck is going through her head. The nose ring, the blue contacts, the squid from Uranus growing out of her hair. Now I don’t want to take away anyone’s right to self-expression but this is just a complete trainwreck, possibly signalling the end of Catie Wayne’s internet career. We just can’t possibly be expected to fap to this.
Sorry Catie, but my marriage proposal is so OVER.
I was hopping that Catie would do more songs.
I like Boxxy. I like Catie. Catie can’t stay 15 forever. She has to grow. Some things are better than others and I’m willing to let her experiment. She’s creative, funny, and cute and at her very worst she’s a lot better than most. Boxxy always reminded me of a early Gilda Radner skit on SNL and no one ever tried to limit her to just one character.
I think some people just want MOAR JAILBAIT from their favorite internet 4chan sensation. Boxxxy was only the most bangable camwhore to come out since that last girl who showed her tits on the internet. Old what’s-her-name, you remember.
Look out! You are seriously in danger of getting a clue.
Her new Music video “Santa Baby” was released 2 days before Christmas, and I loved it. Her singing, while a little overprocessed, was way better than i ever expected, and the context is filled with injokes. This girl has an adversarial relationship with most of her fans, who want her to do nothing but mass-produced Boxxy till she’s forty, which is not her idea of fun. Catie wants to do different things. She loves surprises. Her fans hate surprises, and they hate that she’s trying to make money from the Boxxy character, which they view as sacred. So there she was, shaking her tits for the camera and asking Santa for the deed to a platinum mine. It was the greatest fucking thing EVER!
She is clearly vacuuming up her boxxy popularity in an attempt to transfer it into her shitty rap group. Catie Wayne, pioneering new lows.