Anonymous hack reveals Illuminati behind Whitney Houston’s murder

Tina Turner

Whitney Houston

Our close friends within Anonymous infiltrated the e-mail accounts of Illuminati agents several months ago, waiting for the kind of scoop we got this morning. The following is an uncensored excerpt from an Illuminati e-mail which has not been fully disclosed to the public because of its sensitive nature and the extreme discretion Anonymous uses when dealing with Illuminati material.

“The target was intercepted at Tru Hollywood and the poison was administered with very little altercation. The agent was disposed of using the established Jack Ruby method.”

Anonymous generally keeps Illuminati related hacks close to their belt, but found it outrageous that their beloved Whitney Houston – with similar eyebrows to the iconic Guy Fawkes masks – was murdered just for the purpose of distracting people from the massacres the Illuminati are currently directing in Syria.

Our analysts suggest that this is the final straw for the Illuminati. Anonymous will soon be swept away with a single campaign of false flag murders from the Illuminati, posing as angry j35t3r fans and Zetas.

38 comments to Anonymous hack reveals Illuminati behind Whitney Houston’s murder

  • Sheila Williams

    If there is a theory the wrong picture really gives your story credit!!!!???? What the hell are you thinking and remember proof-reading is important and in this case proofing the picture
    of your subject BEFORE posting!!
    Now why in the hell am I here? I do know I will NEVER return!!

  • madukezzzzzzz

    lol okay I thought it was just me but I knew those pictures were Tina Turner. Oh ell nawll you all are so stupid for that right there. I hope Tina slaps that wit a big law suit.

  • I was shocked too that Whitney Houston died. I was just listening to some of her songs a few days before that. I didn’t know that she had died until I had gotten home from a Saturday night event and read that headline. I turned off the computer. I couldn’t take it. I ended up watching the coverage on TV instead.

  • dcnts

    C’mon…just let the man be. Besides, it’s done…. don’t make an issue out of it. Important is….we are given the clue of how Whitney was killed.

  • you niggas posting in a troll thread LURK MORE .
    -BEERAVE