How to fail college, and win at life
This message is brought to you by The Elf Wax Times’ very own Media Mogul, Jim “Teabagger” Gallahan.
This video is part one in a one part series entitled, “How To Waste A Shitload Of Federal Grant Money And Feel Good About It.”


It’s like, let go of all the ugly that you’re holding onto, and all that is beautiful will come to you.
Know what I mean brah?
I know what ya mean, broseph
Damn Kerri, you sexy!
To my friends in Richmond:
I’m coming back.
Thanks for the love.
Walt: Carrie has sex with animals. For best results: sleep on your back.
Everyone else: see you in hell!
i love elf wax times
neither did we!
i never thought i would see this day
I remember those yuppie roommates you had. They thought they were better than everybody else and always gave you shit about your messy room. You paid for it. You should be allowed to keep it messy! That tall girl looks like an ugly bird.
autotune version coming up soon
lol’d @ 2:09
james. this is too funny. who is carrie?
You always make good decisions around me.
James! when you comin back to richmond dog? we gotta party and there’s women comin around here begging just to fuck you dog. lol carrie wont stop talkin about you, lol
so THATS media mogul? wow. hes cute!
Holy Shit. Its James!!!!