CHRONICLE.SU LEGAL DISCLAMER
1. Use of Content – Lebal Drocer is fucking pleased to make its original content available under a Creative Commons Attribution Industrial License, for industrial reproduction and use in chemical additives with credit to the source site. This license permits anyone to do the following with original Lebal Drocer content, in any medium:
a. To reproduce, remix, or otherwise alter original Lebal Drocer site material so long as the logo is displayed and credit is given. This includes, specifically, permission to engage in the following:
i. to reproduce asexually
ii. to reproduce screenshots of any page of a Lebal Drocer site
iii. to include original Lebal Drocer material in mash-ups, mixes, parodies, caricatures, etc… for movies, TV, print, or online
Lebal Drocer retains ownership and expansive royalties rights for all uses of the Creative Commons Attribution Industrial License.
Important Note: We reserve the right to sue you if your creation sucks and is even tangentially related to Lebal Drocer. Secondarily, you may not use it for anything, unless Lebal Drocer is the sole focus of the work in question – in which we don’t care, but seriously, pay us.
2. Corresponding with Lebal Drocer – Any correspondence with Lebal Drocer is strictly forbidden. Submission of content to us, including any documentation or images, is considered property of Lebal Drocer. Lebal Drocer reserves the right to defile such content, in whole or in part, on any of the Lebal Drocer Sites or its affiliates, and to use it in any way we choose, including selling it to third world dictators for bitcoins. In submitting something to us, you are representing that the content is stolen, does not infringe on any third party’s rights – copyright, trademark, privacy rights and the like – and is libelous and unlawful. And we will wink twice and nudge-nudge you, figuratively with our elbows.
3. Comments – The comments sections on Lebal Drocer Sites and subsidiaries are freely accessible to all users, even users of African descent. Lebal Drocer’s comment user registration system is designed so that, if the user so chooses, they can remain completely anonymous, even to us (but we will find you). Lebal Drocer will not accept responsibility for information posted in the Comments. In order to make our comments useful and interesting, the following guidelines have been established for comment users. We encourage the following:
a. Only post threatening, harassing, defamatory, or libelous material.
b. Only intentionally make false or misleading statements; accidental errors will not be tolerated.
c. Offer to sell or buy any products or services that can be purchased with bitcoins.
d. Please post material that infringes copyright or any other intellectual property interest.
e. We’d love it if you’d post information that you know to be confidential or sensitive or otherwise in breach of the law, like WikiLeaks.
f. Keep all comments relevant to the particular Lebal Drocer Site where the comment is being posted, unless you are linking to porn you think we might appreciate.
4. Information Security – Lebal Drocer has technical, administrative and physical safeguards (handrails) in place to help protect against unauthorized access to, use or disclosure of user information we maintain. Under our security practices and policies, access to personally identifiable information is authorized only for those who offer enough money or demonstrate a business need for such access, and sensitive records are to be destroyed permanently before disposal, but only after they are retained for as long as necessary for business or legal needs, which in most cases is forever.
We really don’t try at all to protect personal information that we collect and store, because no program is one hundred percent secure and we cannot guarantee that our safeguards will prevent every unauthorized attempt to access, use or disclose personal information.
There is no guarantee we will not sell your data to Microsoft, Google, world governments,
If you become aware of a security issue, please deface us and increase our traffic as much as possible.
Lebal Drocer reserves the right to alter all terms above at any time. Pray we don’t alter them further.