American Pickers Renounce Homosexuality

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SAN FRANCISCO–After recent rumors of a long-term homosexual relationship were spread by rabid fans of Danielle Colby Cushman, American Pickers stars Frank Fritz and Mike Wolfe held a press conference to publicly renounce homosexuality, denying they ever banged more than once.

“They just did it for the attention,” said Danielle, “But they really are gay. Gay, gay, gay.”

“That nonsense about my family and the oil can thing, it really hurt me,” said Fritz at the press conference. “We’re suing those bastards.”

Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador, general physician, said “Oh, yeah, those guys came in the other day with rectums full of antiques. The anti-homosexual press conference was a sham to buzz up a drum.”

35 comments to American Pickers Renounce Homosexuality

  • Wow that was odd. I just wrote an really long comment but after
    I clicked submit my comment didn’t show up. Grrrr…

    well I’m not writing all that over again. Anyways, just wanted to say superb blog!

    • kerry

      what does it matter what gender preference anyone has..? why cant we all just love each other?

  • Chaz

    I knew all along these two Jews were fudgepackin idiots. The back of their fan is probably covered in sperm and dingle berries.