American Pickers Renounce Homosexuality

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SAN FRANCISCO–After recent rumors of a long-term homosexual relationship were spread by rabid fans of Danielle Colby Cushman, American Pickers stars Frank Fritz and Mike Wolfe held a press conference to publicly renounce homosexuality, denying they ever banged more than once.

“They just did it for the attention,” said Danielle, “But they really are gay. Gay, gay, gay.”

“That nonsense about my family and the oil can thing, it really hurt me,” said Fritz at the press conference. “We’re suing those bastards.”

Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador, general physician, said “Oh, yeah, those guys came in the other day with rectums full of antiques. The anti-homosexual press conference was a sham to buzz up a drum.”

35 comments to American Pickers Renounce Homosexuality

  • LARRYWAYNE

    I’m not happy w gays on TV or anywhere for that matter but we are all human beings and we’ve all got the right to be ourselves Mike and Frank are very entertaining and nice people they’re not ramming their sexuality down our throats they’re not hurting anyone in fact the world would be a better place if we all acted and treated people the way they do, I’m not gay I don’t even like gays but they’re not hurting anyone and there are plenty of horrible people in this world that make a life and a living hurting using exploiting and doing people wrong, Mike and Frank are good people regaurdless of their sexuality, I live in red neck danville VA. And there’s a lot of hate here and I was raised around in it, what I’m saying is if I can see things this clearly after being around all this hate why can’t all of you guys, being gay might be wrong but hating someone for the way they choose to be is a whole lot worse may God bless and forgive us all he’s the only one that has the right to judge anyone.

    • kerry

      well Larrywayne..you are not happy with gays anywhere..gays save lives and do a lot of good for ..people like you every day actually.

  • Michael Preston Graham

    So they are gay…Frank could be Jewish the way he low balls everyone…

  • RIPPED ARSEHOLE

    STICK A PETROL BOWSER UP YOUR ARSE FAGGOTS…YOU MAKE ME SICK.. AL GAYS SHOULD BE SENT AWAY FROM NORMAL PEOPLE, ALL THIS GAY CRAP ON TV ARE MAKING LITTLE KIDS TURN GAY BECAUSE THEY THINK ITS ALRIGHT AND DONT TRY AND FUCKEN DENY IT

    • In response to “Ripped Arsehole”… I think you are already seperated from the rest of the world because apparently no one taught you to spell or use simple grammar. And if you think watching gay people are turning your children gay, you’re more ignore than you sound, if that’s possible. The show doesn’t show anything homosexual nor do they speak of it enough for small children to even pick up on it. I don’t suppose you ever heard of “Parental Controls” either, have you?

    • kerry

      HI ripped arsehole…i am sure the little kids that hang around you will become trophy saintly heterosexuals wont they.

  • Sherri

    Get a life people….just enjoy the show for what it is about….I love them and really enjoy their show!!!!!!

  • stacks

    These girls love long hard coc&