American Pickers Renounce Homosexuality

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SAN FRANCISCO–After recent rumors of a long-term homosexual relationship were spread by rabid fans of Danielle Colby Cushman, American Pickers stars Frank Fritz and Mike Wolfe held a press conference to publicly renounce homosexuality, denying they ever banged more than once.

“They just did it for the attention,” said Danielle, “But they really are gay. Gay, gay, gay.”

“That nonsense about my family and the oil can thing, it really hurt me,” said Fritz at the press conference. “We’re suing those bastards.”

Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador, general physician, said “Oh, yeah, those guys came in the other day with rectums full of antiques. The anti-homosexual press conference was a sham to buzz up a drum.”

35 comments to American Pickers Renounce Homosexuality

  • kerry

    I never even thought of them as being gay. I just saw them as two guys who are good friends working together to run a business. why are so many people so obsessed about gays? do you people think about this day and night?

    • Peter Eaton

      Kerry only thinks about being gay at night while his husband is bangin the hell out of his doodee hole.

  • andy

    It seemed that they were actually homosexual. Their own behavior and their “private” lives strongly supported that view. And look at Danielle, the tattooed girl. If she isn’t a typical friend of Gays, then who is. She looks and acts like a lesbian. The “flirting” she does with male customers is just for the show. She likes girls…And the three of them are a Gay/Lesbian team.

  • The PlayPen

    Of course they are gay. Now it makes sense when in one episode of their show ;a customer had a son who was ill or had died , Idont remember , but they showed the picture of his son , and it was a gay boy actor , from the Gay porn site Boyscasting.com. I inmediately recognized that boy from a scene and was I shocked they lied about him. They’re definetely related to Gay world . Look up for the boy is ‘Bruce Corey’ and see yourself

  • Mike

    Yeah, they’re gay. Big deal. Gays don’t bother me, less competition for the ladies.

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