Anonymous infiltrates PRISM, intercepts Obama’s Skype

An Anonymous spokesperson claimed to have hacked Obama's Skype by gaining access to PRISM

An Anonymous spokesperson claimed to have hacked Obama’s Skype by gaining access to PRISM

INTERNET — Anonymous hackers claimed to have infiltrated PRISM’s network infrastructure after gaining access to the graphical user interface which was intended only for use by federal agents in cases of terrorism. Because the PRISM system has access to a log of all Internet phone calls (voIP via Skype, Google, etc.) and video chats, Anonymous vigilante intelligence researchers quickly unearthed evidence of high-level collusion between corporate executives and government officials. “We have access to President Obama’s Skype,” said a spokesperson for Anonymous, “and we’re only afraid it’s too absurd to be true.”

Anonymous will not comment on details of the leak until the information has been confirmed and verified. This time, Anonymous is seeking input from government sources so that their final release will be seen by the public as an even-handed nonpartisan attempt at uncovering the truth. “We want to know the government’s point of view simply because it will help us build a more complete view of what’s really going on. Even clever lies, denials, and evasion help us in our pursuit of truth.  We won’t release the information until we’ve run it all over with several officials and received a frank appraisal of its context.”

President Obama has scheduled a press conference for Monday, and the White House has already released a statement condemning Anonymous. “The sad irony is that PRISM doesn’t even exist, but because of hacks like these we need something like it,” said White House Press Secretary Jay Carney. “We will not cooperate with terrorists on any level, and we refuse to comment on illegally obtained confidential information.”

Despite such polemic rhetoric, the general consensus of Anonymous is that truth is still of the utmost importance. “The White House can’t order all 20 million of its employees around. Someone will always talk to us, and help us understand the truth behind these troubling but somewhat ambiguous conversations and other communications. All your PRISM are belong to us, and it’s going to be this way for as long as something like PRISM exists.”

55 comments to Anonymous infiltrates PRISM, intercepts Obama’s Skype

  • Kira

    Well, I guess if prism doesnt exist, no one will be charged for using it then.

  • Tony

    Whoever is in the office, their unique role is to rule over our lives. We’d be way better if we could make our own decisions in society instead of granting that much power to some people.

  • Thomas

    You morons should shut up about that lunatic Ron Paul. He’d be much more dangerous than Obama. Thankfully his age is not on his side

    • Jon

      easy there buddy, his son (senator) is up in the poles for the next election

      • Justin

        I didn’t care much for Ron Paul, he’d say things I agreed with then in the next sentence say something that would totally ruin it. Now his son, Senator Rand Paul, is very level headed and seems to speak with conviction. At the moment I can’t think of many others I’d want to see as president more than Rand.

  • John McCarthty

    Not Ron Paul.
    Gary Johnson, in my opinion, would have been a better choice.

  • Chace

    If PRISM doesn’t exist then how did they.. hack into PRISM… I don’t see why anyone would believe anymore of the lies coming out of this presidents mouth. As someone who was very hopeful when Obama was first elected all I can say is wow we made a huge mistake not electing Ron Paul.

    • angelgem

      i agree, he isnt even an american, he appointed some judge to hide fake his birth certificate and all other documents, his real name isnt even barrack obama, it barry soetoro, and he was born in indonesia, the votes were fixed, i believe ron paul would had won the presidency for sure.