Anonymous infiltrates PRISM, intercepts Obama’s Skype

An Anonymous spokesperson claimed to have hacked Obama's Skype by gaining access to PRISM

An Anonymous spokesperson claimed to have hacked Obama’s Skype by gaining access to PRISM

INTERNET — Anonymous hackers claimed to have infiltrated PRISM’s network infrastructure after gaining access to the graphical user interface which was intended only for use by federal agents in cases of terrorism. Because the PRISM system has access to a log of all Internet phone calls (voIP via Skype, Google, etc.) and video chats, Anonymous vigilante intelligence researchers quickly unearthed evidence of high-level collusion between corporate executives and government officials. “We have access to President Obama’s Skype,” said a spokesperson for Anonymous, “and we’re only afraid it’s too absurd to be true.”

Anonymous will not comment on details of the leak until the information has been confirmed and verified. This time, Anonymous is seeking input from government sources so that their final release will be seen by the public as an even-handed nonpartisan attempt at uncovering the truth. “We want to know the government’s point of view simply because it will help us build a more complete view of what’s really going on. Even clever lies, denials, and evasion help us in our pursuit of truth.  We won’t release the information until we’ve run it all over with several officials and received a frank appraisal of its context.”

President Obama has scheduled a press conference for Monday, and the White House has already released a statement condemning Anonymous. “The sad irony is that PRISM doesn’t even exist, but because of hacks like these we need something like it,” said White House Press Secretary Jay Carney. “We will not cooperate with terrorists on any level, and we refuse to comment on illegally obtained confidential information.”

Despite such polemic rhetoric, the general consensus of Anonymous is that truth is still of the utmost importance. “The White House can’t order all 20 million of its employees around. Someone will always talk to us, and help us understand the truth behind these troubling but somewhat ambiguous conversations and other communications. All your PRISM are belong to us, and it’s going to be this way for as long as something like PRISM exists.”

55 comments to Anonymous infiltrates PRISM, intercepts Obama’s Skype

  • Azazel

    this is shit trying to say their last release obviously this shit is staged as fuhk, if you cant see this anhero after drinking bleach.

  • Joel

    Obama is another red neck president.
    Guantanamo is still open. War continues to rage. Drones. Increased military budgets.

  • chuckthebull

    These days its hard not to mistrust everyone.. all this could be false information by the CIA even.. Everything the government says is surely a LIE…as far as anonymous? who knows.. i wish i could believe someone out their gives a shat enoupgh to want to do something ..but these scum bags in government only care about scoring big making money and living off the backs of the people….

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  • candy smith

    I have my own opinion about anonymous sometimes i think there doing more harm than good. but if they want to help, then help us..release the info right away, dont hold it for ransom..just let the people view for people who hate ron paul..let me guess you guys think that romney would have done better..please, anyone with a brain can see that romney is just another obama and bush..wake up. romney is a dead beat too..ron paul would have gotten our country back in order, and free from the people behind the curtain. he would have gotten our freedom back from the corporations,the federal reserve, tsa, and obama..wake up..ron paul is our president..but morons like you screwed him over. as for gary jonson, he another ron paul..i voted for both of them..but you people need to wake up and see the dictator and their puppets..