Anonymous infiltrates PRISM, intercepts Obama’s Skype

An Anonymous spokesperson claimed to have hacked Obama's Skype by gaining access to PRISM

An Anonymous spokesperson claimed to have hacked Obama’s Skype by gaining access to PRISM

INTERNET — Anonymous hackers claimed to have infiltrated PRISM’s network infrastructure after gaining access to the graphical user interface which was intended only for use by federal agents in cases of terrorism. Because the PRISM system has access to a log of all Internet phone calls (voIP via Skype, Google, etc.) and video chats, Anonymous vigilante intelligence researchers quickly unearthed evidence of high-level collusion between corporate executives and government officials. “We have access to President Obama’s Skype,” said a spokesperson for Anonymous, “and we’re only afraid it’s too absurd to be true.”

Anonymous will not comment on details of the leak until the information has been confirmed and verified. This time, Anonymous is seeking input from government sources so that their final release will be seen by the public as an even-handed nonpartisan attempt at uncovering the truth. “We want to know the government’s point of view simply because it will help us build a more complete view of what’s really going on. Even clever lies, denials, and evasion help us in our pursuit of truth.  We won’t release the information until we’ve run it all over with several officials and received a frank appraisal of its context.”

President Obama has scheduled a press conference for Monday, and the White House has already released a statement condemning Anonymous. “The sad irony is that PRISM doesn’t even exist, but because of hacks like these we need something like it,” said White House Press Secretary Jay Carney. “We will not cooperate with terrorists on any level, and we refuse to comment on illegally obtained confidential information.”

Despite such polemic rhetoric, the general consensus of Anonymous is that truth is still of the utmost importance. “The White House can’t order all 20 million of its employees around. Someone will always talk to us, and help us understand the truth behind these troubling but somewhat ambiguous conversations and other communications. All your PRISM are belong to us, and it’s going to be this way for as long as something like PRISM exists.”

55 comments to Anonymous infiltrates PRISM, intercepts Obama’s Skype

  • donald kirby

    so what if this Prism is only open to certain government officials and most think it’s only a myth? it wouldn’t be the first time info was kept from most the others in government to prevent leaks lol didn’t work this time though someone had a conscience ]:P

  • RP

    Ron Paul is a lunatic who ran a free clinic for people in Texas for decades and wants federal government out of our business while holding its economic structures accountable. What a dangerous nutbag psycho!! I will say I am not sold on Rand. The white house says that it doesn’t exist, but because people hacked their prizm they should have prizm? Sounds legit.

  • Kevin

    you are all stupid …….all the politicians are in it for themselves……all of them romney paul obama bush clinton other bush….they are all on the same fucking only 24 year old and i have already figured this out …we are fighting with each other for no reason stop being so one sided on every aspect like they want you to be …

  • polifiction

    Hi id just like to say collusion is what we have

    here in a big way legal and illegal obama does not scare me and his business friends don’t either bring on the day of civil action against his threatening behaviour he’s as bigger sinner as the rest of us with supposed calling to the false flag of god …. I would put that on face book but its so glitch

  • Marj

    I agree, if there is no PRISM then what’s the fuss. Why were so many in the government upset? It is difficult to decide who is being untruthful. But, the administration has either lied or stonewalled. I too feel so betrayed by the current administration. I voted for him in 2008, a vote I now regret. Ron Paul was our man! I wrote him in in 2012. It was though him I learned what the Federal Reserve is. I think we have the same time of constitution lover, in his son Senator Rand Paul. If we are still a free society, with an election in 2016 I will vote for Senator Paul.