Anonymous infiltrates PRISM, intercepts Obama’s Skype

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An Anonymous spokesperson claimed to have hacked Obama’s Skype by gaining access to PRISM

INTERNET — Anonymous hackers claimed to have infiltrated PRISM’s network infrastructure after gaining access to the graphical user interface which was intended only for use by federal agents in cases of terrorism. Because the PRISM system has access to a log of all Internet phone calls (voIP via Skype, Google, etc.) and video chats, Anonymous vigilante intelligence researchers quickly unearthed evidence of high-level collusion between corporate executives and government officials. “We have access to President Obama’s Skype,” said a spokesperson for Anonymous, “and we’re only afraid it’s too absurd to be true.”

Anonymous will not comment on details of the leak until the information has been confirmed and verified. This time, Anonymous is seeking input from government sources so that their final release will be seen by the public as an even-handed nonpartisan attempt at uncovering the truth. “We want to know the government’s point of view simply because it will help us build a more complete view of what’s really going on. Even clever lies, denials, and evasion help us in our pursuit of truth.  We won’t release the information until we’ve run it all over with several officials and received a frank appraisal of its context.”

President Obama has scheduled a press conference for Monday, and the White House has already released a statement condemning Anonymous. “The sad irony is that PRISM doesn’t even exist, but because of hacks like these we need something like it,” said White House Press Secretary Jay Carney. “We will not cooperate with terrorists on any level, and we refuse to comment on illegally obtained confidential information.”

Despite such polemic rhetoric, the general consensus of Anonymous is that truth is still of the utmost importance. “The White House can’t order all 20 million of its employees around. Someone will always talk to us, and help us understand the truth behind these troubling but somewhat ambiguous conversations and other communications. All your PRISM are belong to us, and it’s going to be this way for as long as something like PRISM exists.”

55 comments to Anonymous infiltrates PRISM, intercepts Obama’s Skype

  • John

    The right wing loons fell for a hoax… and just look at the posts here… loons indeed.

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  • Rex Henderson

    This govt is now so corrupt that its all they know. If we were privy to all the corruption that happens on a daily basis we would pack up and leave probably. Its absolutely sickening. I pray that owebamas regime falls and falls hard. Hes a scumbag piece of shit. A closet muzzie bent on destroying America. He has to be stopped before its too late. And by the way fk you NSA!

  • Jack JD Montana

    Well if this isn’t proof the globalists are about to flush Obama what is? Anonymous more like internal ‘we’ve got to get this guy impeached before we all go to federal prison or worse’ U.S. silovik panic mode. PRISM was all Obama’s idea! Yeah, that’ll work!

  • Anonymous

    Marxism, fascism, capitalism, or whatever else you want to call it, they’re all the same. As long as the system stays the same these things will continue to happen. You all need to open your eyes and see that the governments are just pawns themselves. The real power doesn’t belong to them. If tou wanna know the truth check out