Chronicle.SU Issued ‘Cease and Desist’ Notice

BREAKING: Bluehost, demanding we remove all disparaging posts mentioning th3j35t3r, threatened to take the Chronicle.SU off their servers Thursday unless Chronicle.SU issues public apology and formal proof of cyberbullying articles’ deletion.

We are so very sorry for hurting th3j35t3r’5 feelings. We did not realize she is so very fragile but now we know her emotions are as balanced as a bipolar single mom and we heed rightly all warnings not to upset her or her three ardent Twitter followers / defenders.

We have not removed the articles ourselves, but instead made th3j35t3r an official Chronicle.SU account, with privileges all to her own that will grant her the power she needs to remove the articles if she feels they are inaccurate or misrepresent her in any way. The username and password were direct messaged to her on Twitter Thursday morning.

We are also sorry for Twitter accounts controlled by this writer who, when not writing for the chronicle, has an extremely loose tongue and demonstrates great interest in the arid climates of female genitalia. But for that we can only be sorry, for what he does in his own time is his own business. But you can rest assured, he won’t bring that dicktalk to the Chronicle. No sir. He surely won’t.

And finally, we wish to make everything right for each individual offended by the Chronicle.SU so we ask that you upload our simple form and put a link to it in the comments section so we may assist your needs individually.

Thank you, and God Bless.

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