Hippity-Hopper and YouTube Extremist Sam Knight (right) and a Turkman Foreigner Collaborator (Left)
WASHINGTON — Two young men, believed to have been at least at one time Washingtonians, have been identified by agents at the Washington FBI Bureau as opposing austerity measures designed to keep Americans from committing the sin of passing on their debt to the next generation. One of them is Twitter extremist Sam Knight (@samknight1), and the other is obviously a foreigner, a Turkman believed to be linked to Sibel Edmonds, patriotically gag-ordered by former Attorney General John Ashcroft.
In a “hip-hop” video posted to YouTube by an anonymous source, the rag-tag “hip-hop” duo indict the Securities and Exchange Commission, late American freedom movement leader Alex Jones and what they delusionally imagine to be a right-wing opposition — all leading to the fiscal cliff crisis, which threatened America in late 2012 but is now well on its way to peaceful, civil resolution via the orderly legislative process. “Everything is under control,” said House Speaker John Boehner Monday evening, in response to the unsettling propaganda.
Intercepted is the young Turkman’s perverse music video, which features salacious “ghetto” images pruriently intended to titillate and confuse the viewer into draining funding from future generations of unwashed, as yet unborn masses ready to take the most menial of positions in order to pay into Medicare and the Social Security Trust Fund. Infiltraitors from The Internet Chronicle have discreetly captured images of the two men.
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