Dog the Bounty Hunter to pursue Snowden Bounty

Dog the Bounty Hunter was recently arrested by Mexican authorities for illegally bounty hunting outside of US territory.

Dog the Bounty Hunter is on the hunt yet again, but this time he’s after NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden.

HAWAII — Duane Chapman, better known as Dog the Bounty Hunter, announced plans to enter Russia illegally in order to capture fugitive whistleblower Edward Snowden. Dog, in an impromptu press conference held outside Da Kine bail bonds, said, “Sometimes you gotta bend the rules to save America, and if I can catch this traitor Snowden and bring him back to God’s side, then it’ll be worth the risk of a lifetime of hard labor in a Siberian gulag.”

The reward for the capture and return of Edward Snowden has been set at one billion US dollars, prompting many bounty hunters to take the risk of capturing a fugitive who is protected by the Russian KGB. Dog was recently arrested and released by Mexican authorities for illegally bounty hunting outside of US territory.

When asked if he had a message for Snowden, Dog became agitated and began to rant, “Every Dog has its day, but Snowden, your days are numbered. Me and Beth are gonna catch you and bring ya to justice, the American way. If you’re listenin’ slick Eddy, the Dog’s comin’ for ya. You can run, but you can’t hide brah. The Dog has picked up your trail.”

Dog and his buxom wife Beth were reportedly spotted boarding a jet for Hong Kong, where the couple intends to search Snowden’s hotel rooms for evidence.

314 comments to Dog the Bounty Hunter to pursue Snowden Bounty

  • I will go pursue the Dog bounty.

  • Jack

    It’s about time this idiot gets what he deserves. Go for it act like the Dog you are. Snowden is an American Hero. You on the other hand are a dog.

  • Peace and Freedom

    Leave this one alone, not only are you on the wrong side of “justice” in this case, but you also don’t realize what they will do to you if you get caught, I wouldn’t want to be you when they do catch you let’s just leave it at that!

  • the chik

    im sure that will improve foreign relations… thanks jerk. go after the guy trying to expose crimes committed by the people who labeled him a criminal…

  • Aloha Tattoo

    D’wayne, you thought getting beat up by local boys was bad? Those russians are going to take pictures of you roasting on a spit. They will literally eat you alive. Stick to faking pidgin on tv “brah”. You are a clown (He really does wear elevator clown shoes), and you should just stick to chasing ice heads on Oahu. Russians ain’t no joke “brah”. Snowden is a REAL AMERICAN PATRIOT. Now I know what side you are really on dwayne, hope you have a crew of body guards around you if you come across me you hair sprayed mullet having midget.

    • Donna L. Lewis

      Did he really get beat up by local boys ? woo hoo !!! would have liked to have seen that, while you were at it, your girlfriends should have whipped the pasty face beths ass. He’s a wannabe, running around with a can of pepper spray. I think the Russians may carry more heavy artillery. C ya !!!