Dog the Bounty Hunter to pursue Snowden Bounty

Dog the Bounty Hunter was recently arrested by Mexican authorities for illegally bounty hunting outside of US territory.

Dog the Bounty Hunter is on the hunt yet again, but this time he’s after NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden.

HAWAII — Duane Chapman, better known as Dog the Bounty Hunter, announced plans to enter Russia illegally in order to capture fugitive whistleblower Edward Snowden. Dog, in an impromptu press conference held outside Da Kine bail bonds, said, “Sometimes you gotta bend the rules to save America, and if I can catch this traitor Snowden and bring him back to God’s side, then it’ll be worth the risk of a lifetime of hard labor in a Siberian gulag.”

The reward for the capture and return of Edward Snowden has been set at one billion US dollars, prompting many bounty hunters to take the risk of capturing a fugitive who is protected by the Russian KGB. Dog was recently arrested and released by Mexican authorities for illegally bounty hunting outside of US territory.

When asked if he had a message for Snowden, Dog became agitated and began to rant, “Every Dog has its day, but Snowden, your days are numbered. Me and Beth are gonna catch you and bring ya to justice, the American way. If you’re listenin’ slick Eddy, the Dog’s comin’ for ya. You can run, but you can’t hide brah. The Dog has picked up your trail.”

Dog and his buxom wife Beth were reportedly spotted boarding a jet for Hong Kong, where the couple intends to search Snowden’s hotel rooms for evidence.

314 comments to Dog the Bounty Hunter to pursue Snowden Bounty

  • Anonymous

    Good! Here’s hoping that the Dog, who repeatedly refused requests to bring Luis Posada Carriles to justice, is made an example of: it gets cold in Siberia, verrrrrry cold…;-)

  • Anonymous

    lol fuck u all you can all go eat a dick bitches

  • mike

    and who the hell is paying this billion dollar bounty? Oh that’s right the American Tax payer. Who the hell does this moron president think he is wasting the American people money like that. Oh that’s right he thinks he is a King, damn what a waste of our time we should just quit paying taxes till he is removed along with Brain-dead Bidion.

    • Cindy D

      this news site is a sitar it isnt real. it is all made up news. do some research & see if you find anything on a real news site.

  • Scott rogers

    How dare you go after a man that has put himself in danger to save his country from tyrants. I have lost any shred of respect i had for you. I might not trust russians but in this case ill be rooting for them. Any man or woman willing to sacrifice everything to let the people know of our governments wrongdoings deserves a medal of honor. You sir deserve to get caught by the KGB and if they let you live i hope they sentence you to black dolphin. Not only are you on the wrong side, but your putting this already unstable nation at risk of war. Therefore i declare you a traitor to your country and will not pray for your safe return nor your return at all. Sincerely, scott rogers.

    Give the devil my regards.

    • Cindy D

      this isnt a real news site. it is all made up news. Dog isnt going after snowden. hell they posted under obits that Amanda Bynes was dead at 27.

  • Someone With Abrain

    If you think this is real, you’re a fucking idiot.