Dog the Bounty Hunter to pursue Snowden Bounty

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Dog the Bounty Hunter is on the hunt yet again, but this time he’s after NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden.

HAWAII — Duane Chapman, better known as Dog the Bounty Hunter, announced plans to enter Russia illegally in order to capture fugitive whistleblower Edward Snowden. Dog, in an impromptu press conference held outside Da Kine bail bonds, said, “Sometimes you gotta bend the rules to save America, and if I can catch this traitor Snowden and bring him back to God’s side, then it’ll be worth the risk of a lifetime of hard labor in a Siberian gulag.”

The reward for the capture and return of Edward Snowden has been set at one billion US dollars, prompting many bounty hunters to take the risk of capturing a fugitive who is protected by the Russian KGB. Dog was recently arrested and released by Mexican authorities for illegally bounty hunting outside of US territory.

When asked if he had a message for Snowden, Dog became agitated and began to rant, “Every Dog has its day, but Snowden, your days are numbered. Me and Beth are gonna catch you and bring ya to justice, the American way. If you’re listenin’ slick Eddy, the Dog’s comin’ for ya. You can run, but you can’t hide brah. The Dog has picked up your trail.”

Dog and his buxom wife Beth were reportedly spotted boarding a jet for Hong Kong, where the couple intends to search Snowden’s hotel rooms for evidence.

314 comments to Dog the Bounty Hunter to pursue Snowden Bounty

  • Tomy kay

    And when DTBH comes home in a box, that’s a wrap on that. Snowden is no traitor. It’s never a wrong time to do the right thing, he’s learning and so are we. My problem is how many other people are going to confuse this with one who tattle-tale’s on trivial things or a rat out for revenge, greed or notoriety.

  • Aalx

    This is super funny! Oh Dog, has your lesson in Mexico taught you nothing? Russians are hardcore, if he really does end up entering Russia. This will be the last we see and hear of Dog. It’s funny how ego takes over.
    It’s obvious a lot of people in the usa rely on second hand information. Snowden totally made a sacrifice so ppl could be more aware of their privacy and freedom! We need more snowden types! We all need to educate ourselves and ask hard questions and put ego aside. We need to help each other in creating a better world!!!

  • Kolja

    It is pure hoax. Guy simply can’t survive in Russia on its own. If he break russian law they just throw him im prison for the kidnapping. It is 8 years mandatory. they may let him go after 4 for good behaivior. That is it.

  • American

    Glad everyone is hatin on america, cause honestly we just the dons of all you weaklings, i will move out of america when im older, but America is a powerhouse and if you really wanna bring us down work on your motherfucking selves.

  • Osama

    Damn, America! You are born of atrocities and don`t even see it! The true Americans are the people who lived there 1000 years ago :D small minded selfish idiots that you are :D