Dog the Bounty Hunter to pursue Snowden Bounty

Dog the Bounty Hunter was recently arrested by Mexican authorities for illegally bounty hunting outside of US territory.

Dog the Bounty Hunter is on the hunt yet again, but this time he’s after NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden.

HAWAII — Duane Chapman, better known as Dog the Bounty Hunter, announced plans to enter Russia illegally in order to capture fugitive whistleblower Edward Snowden. Dog, in an impromptu press conference held outside Da Kine bail bonds, said, “Sometimes you gotta bend the rules to save America, and if I can catch this traitor Snowden and bring him back to God’s side, then it’ll be worth the risk of a lifetime of hard labor in a Siberian gulag.”

The reward for the capture and return of Edward Snowden has been set at one billion US dollars, prompting many bounty hunters to take the risk of capturing a fugitive who is protected by the Russian KGB. Dog was recently arrested and released by Mexican authorities for illegally bounty hunting outside of US territory.

When asked if he had a message for Snowden, Dog became agitated and began to rant, “Every Dog has its day, but Snowden, your days are numbered. Me and Beth are gonna catch you and bring ya to justice, the American way. If you’re listenin’ slick Eddy, the Dog’s comin’ for ya. You can run, but you can’t hide brah. The Dog has picked up your trail.”

Dog and his buxom wife Beth were reportedly spotted boarding a jet for Hong Kong, where the couple intends to search Snowden’s hotel rooms for evidence.

314 comments to Dog the Bounty Hunter to pursue Snowden Bounty

  • Whealan

    This dog needs to be put down. I hope dog dies attempting to find snowden.

  • Brandon Knight

    Fuck dog. Hey dog, you traitor, come to wichita ks. We’ll show you how to handle a traitor ;)

  • illuminati

    Really people? Really?!?!?! If you are that gullible I think you should check out “The Onion” website for you media source.

  • James

    Yea Snowden you better watch out for that can of mace! Dumb ass dog face wont get a life. I hope you do try it you white trash!

  • EJ Dervisevic

    He’s! as bad as the political whores running this country – no integrity, does anything for money and attention smh. He’s a DB, and this proves it!