False Liberty Fries Know their Place

falselibertyfries False Liberty Fries Know their Place“False Liberty Fries know their place-gorging your fat face”
Pop these suckers in your oven while you think of doing the same to the French bastards who invented them. Eat them all in one sitting, it’s a free country. Fry them in oil if you’re a real American, and let them get done right so the fuckers really get drenched in that delicious trans-fatty digestion nightmare. Jesus may have died for your sins, but False Liberty Fries died for your stomach. Who the fuck cares about sins anyway, when you have False Liberty Fries.

2 comments to False Liberty Fries Know their Place

  • James K.

    Sweet Jesus, when do these hit store shelves?

  • wayne

    Wow, these will go perfect with my “Boycott France” bumper sticker(s). I think I’ll enjoy some until our Constitution is completely obsolete. Oops, fries done!