Felicia Garcia pulls an Amanda Todd

Get used to the Teenage Female Bullying-Suicide Heroes

NEW YORK — Fifteen-year-old Amanda-Todd-Wannabe Felicia Garcia jumped in front of a train after vicious bullying, following her appearance in a football team gangbang video passed around her high school. The male members of the gangbang were greeted with high fives and mute admiration from school teachers who saw the video. Over 200 of Garcia’s classmates were present at the suicide.

Knowing, from the example of Amanda Todd, that her death would lead to unlimited posthumous social acceptance in the face of bottomless rejection by the repressive sex-negative culture of America, Garcia threw herself into the train with cold confidence, by all accounts.

“Just before she fell, she said, ‘Finally, it’s here,’” said Brager. “It was the most horrible thing I’ve ever seen.”

This is yet more undeniable proof that a firm clampdown on freedom of speech should take place immediately. Young girls are going to start dropping off like lemmings because of this totally brand-new phenomenon of “slut-shaming” that never existed before Anonymous comments on the Internet. The oncoming string of teenage suicides has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the worship of Amanda Todd.

12 comments to Felicia Garcia pulls an Amanda Todd

  • Fez

    We are better off without this nasty, skank whore. I bet the gangbangers will get the GRIDS from her. Plus, her pussy was full of maggotShit.

  • The person who wrote this article sound VERY unprofessional! What kind of editor would allow such a headline? It’s insensitive, poorly written and just plain GROSS!!

    “pulls” *shudder*

  • The Hamburglar

    Her classmates must not have cared at all. Over 200 were with her when she jumped, but no one tried to stop it? All in all, she dug her own grave by not properly coping with the stigma of being the football team’s cumdumpster. She earned all of the blame here in my opinion. She chose to jump…

  • This website has moved to Canada where politeness is revered. Just kidding USSR FTW

  • farmhouse sandwitch

    Felicia Garcia was a martyr and should be canonized. she was undoubtedly an indigo child and was a gift to all who knew her. the words “Finally, it’s here,” should be burned into all of our souls.