Fireworks dot com

Well kiddos, I’ve been to both HELL and HEAVEN, so here’s what I have to report. Listen up, because this is important!

  • Anonymous is NOT the “final boss” of the Internet.
  • The Internet is actually NOT a video game.
  • If you take everything you read seriously, you might end up starting a cult.
  • Starting cults is so easy a caveman could do it.
  • Controlling and influencing others is fun only for masochists.
  • Suzie the Floozie IS actually a prophetess.
  • Being a jerk will only get the respect of other jerks, and that’s not worth much.
  • Hate is just love for jerks.
  • The world’s a hall of mirrors which will deeply disturb serial jerks.
  • Even funny lies can hurt people.
  • There’s probably no right and wrong, but there are nightmares.
  • If you find yourself constantly rationalizing your own behavior, you will have nightmares.
  • Being a hero is for idiots and cartoon characters. Do you really want to be a cartoon character?
  • Pretending to be your hero makes you look like an idiot.
  • Apologizing makes you look like an idiot.
  • A hell of a lot of people are in love with death and don’t even know it.
  • If you think people are out to get you, you probably think you’re way too important.
  • Lay down with the fleas, and you’ll turn into a dog.
  • “God” was created in your image, so she/he’s really a joke. “Real” nonetheless.
  • There are plenty of people out there who will gladly spend immense amounts of time teaching you these lessons the hard way, if necessary.
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Aaaaaaand there ya go

9 comments to Fireworks dot com

  • Topper

    Susie is a prophetess. Not much of a g/f though. To make that moar clear would take nukes from both sides and THAT’S Fireworks! (That I doan wanna see!) No-one but she and I knows what went on and I’m not sure about my memories…but am willing to F’g'v’n'f’get if THAT’d help.

    How’s about ya tell me how to make my machines go back the way they were – is there an Altiris image on there somewhere?