Fireworks dot com

Well kiddos, I’ve been to both HELL and HEAVEN, so here’s what I have to report. Listen up, because this is important!

  • Anonymous is NOT the “final boss” of the Internet.
  • The Internet is actually NOT a video game.
  • If you take everything you read seriously, you might end up starting a cult.
  • Starting cults is so easy a caveman could do it.
  • Controlling and influencing others is fun only for masochists.
  • Suzie the Floozie IS actually a prophetess.
  • Being a jerk will only get the respect of other jerks, and that’s not worth much.
  • Hate is just love for jerks.
  • The world’s a hall of mirrors which will deeply disturb serial jerks.
  • Even funny lies can hurt people.
  • There’s probably no right and wrong, but there are nightmares.
  • If you find yourself constantly rationalizing your own behavior, you will have nightmares.
  • Being a hero is for idiots and cartoon characters. Do you really want to be a cartoon character?
  • Pretending to be your hero makes you look like an idiot.
  • Apologizing makes you look like an idiot.
  • A hell of a lot of people are in love with death and don’t even know it.
  • If you think people are out to get you, you probably think you’re way too important.
  • Lay down with the fleas, and you’ll turn into a dog.
  • “God” was created in your image, so she/he’s really a joke. “Real” nonetheless.
  • There are plenty of people out there who will gladly spend immense amounts of time teaching you these lessons the hard way, if necessary.

Aaaaaaand there ya go

9 comments to Fireworks dot com

  • [...] is risen By Nobody, on June 22nd, 2012 Do you seriously believe everything you read? Do I have to connect the dots for you? How many times can the same plot-device be effective? Well, I even had me fooled [...]

  • spookeri$m

    Bad writing is better then no writing….some1 just write something that is not about shit, okay, not literally at least, but I guess figuratively shit is allowed, but still….*sighs in ffs kind of way & rollz eyes

    • @

      Spook! I sent you a secret e-mail outlining what’s on my anti-agenda right now. I need as much information from you as humanly possible, in return. Seriously.

  • Spookism

    *plays Taps…and passes u the golden retirement bong, instead of teh gold watch.


    But all seriousness fishfag you can only hold the mirror up to so many retarded anons & leaderfag$. So spook share your boredom and restless for something beyond the same old, same old too…

  • @Kilgoar

    fyi this is my resignation letter. i quit the chronicle.

  • Spookism

    ‘There’s probably no right and wrong, but there are nightmares’….

    Words to dream by….I think?!?