“i’m the queen of the world. everyone loves me, and you guys will do whatever i want you guys to do (; cause i’m THAT famous! (;”
TAMPA, FLA. — Giovanna Plowman’s rise to fame was meteoric, but as she dazzled Internet denizens with feats of amazing fecundity, she also sowed the seeds of her own demise. Just 48 hours into her new career as the Internet’s most famous tampon-sucker, the ceaseless bullying of the heartless masses forced her to commit suicide. Ms. Plowman’s suicide video has since received over 50 million views from adoring fans.
“[G]iovanna just wanted to be famous like all of us. I can’t believe they’d do this to her, just for expressing herself,” said one commenter on YouTube. Fans may have only known her for a few short days, but the hole she plugged in their hearts was left gaping and bloody. “We must stop these trolls! They’re taking our youngest and brightest from us,” said Mothers Against Trolling spokesperson Lindsey Siphers.
This tragic death comes on the heels of a spat of teenage suicides related to bullying, and many commenters have likened Giovanna Plowman to Amanda Todd. “She’s just so brave,” said one fan, “for standing up to those bullies like this. God bless Giovanna.”
I like how the majority of the people calling her dumb, can’t spell for shit.
genious
i like how you wanna have a dig at people that cant spell but you cant even spell genius! now thats fucking genius – lol
LOL. FAIL. THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD STAY IN SCHOOL, AM I WRONG? I agree with “Sharn”.
I like how the people telling her to kill herself don’t have the balls to put their name out there.
people do stupid shit. I have and im sure have. so grow the fuck up and move on. no one should ever tell another person they should die.
im not gonna be checking this so if any of you pussies got a problem find me on facebook
johny cash
Isn’t suicide a sin? Why is she upheld as an angel when she killed herself? It was her dumb fault for 1) Posting that video on the internet, and 2)for trying to exploit it. I’m glad she killed herself, I didn’t want to share the oxygen with some stupid bitch who wanted to be “internet famous.”
Too bad snooki didn’t kill herself the fat slut.
lol
Guys, it was fake. I was talking to my friends about it and one of them saw a bottle of red dye. the video is fake and so is this article. she’s still alive. Idiots. Anyway, I don’t understand how someone could be so desperate for attention. It could have ruined her life and the life of her family, caused her mom’s catering business to go out of business, etc. My faith in humanity lowers more and more each day with these people around.
I Live in Tampa and watch the news daily. this suicide wasnt on it so its most likely fake… So shut up please
Just a little note here, to all you twisted little bastards who say she should have killed herself. Do the world a favor and take your own advice and spare the world your continued stupidity.
Thanks ever so much.
K.W. “Reification” Wilson logging off. 10-4.
lol, does that include yourself
kill urself u moany cunt.
It’s called satire dumb asses. Your not supposed to take it seriously.
She’s not dead, if she were, more articles would’ve been written on other websites. Plus, this website seems like a joke as well, the articles are all pretty bs IMO. Putting ‘Jesus’ and ‘God’ under the Science section, articles that are obviously jokes everywhere, when will people on the internet stop getting tricked by these stuff? And Raghubir Goyal, you’re one of those idiots getting tricked, or just a really horrible troll.
wish she woulda killed herself. she is one annoying bitch.
I’ll eat my tampon if someone pays me 5$….. And I’ll record it for 6$ ;D
ill pay you 20 as long as you dont kill yourself…
She didn’t though because my friends go to school with her. You sound stupid for spreading these rumors.
i cant breathe you’re all retarded the article is a joke lol and even if she is dead who cares?
You clicked on it. Or typed it in. Obviously, someone cares here.
You clicked on it. Or typed it in. Obviously, someone cares here. -____- I hate people.
This is god damn brilliant.
Hey guys this is so realz. It’s on the internetz. You can put lies on here. I’m Charlie sheen.
Too bad this is fake, she really should’ve killed herself.
shes not dead, fucking idiots
Hahaha, this is so fckng hilarious xD
Never heard of her till now but to me she looks like a young Snooky from that reality TV show. That alone would of made her famous if she had thought about it.
I’m sorry but there’s a difference from getting bullied for something you can’t help like your size, or if your poor , look weird … You know things that are natural & sort of unchangeable but.. No one told her to suck on a tampon and there is a reason it sick! Weird & EXPECT people to ridicule you or make you feel like crap because when you do stuff like this uncalled for, you put yourself in that situation to be made fun of.
just stfu the poor girl is dead already. people like you liked her status into doing it…
This is fake as fuck, I feel bad because you believed it.
you are a fucking idiot !
I’m sorry, but I don’t feel bad for her. She was the one who caused all this. What the hell did she think people were going to say to her video? “oh my god you’re so awesome for eating your own tampon!” NO! What she did, was something socially unacceptable and she knew that or else she would have not done that to get “famous” . She should have braced herself for that one. What respectable girl actually thinks eating a tampon will be okay, that it won’t get any bad feed, and will make people like her? Do you think any respectable person would actually be okay with that? People are such idiots. By the way, people would not have “bullied” her, if she did not put up such a revolting video. Also, people would have no need to “bully” her if she didn’t put that revolting video up.
shes dead bitch. leave her alone already
shes not dead and she probably didn’t suck a real used tampon (i mean who does that)she’s an attention seeking little bitch and look at all the attention and pity she has got – just what she wanted! fuck knows why cus shes a pretty girl with big tits im sure she gets plenty of attention
U Hav all got to be fuckin kidding me. She did somethin that could make her famous but to do somethin like tht was takin it to far n she should of known tht. Don’t sit their n congratulate her stupidity. We don’t need to stop trolling. People wnt to act fuckin dumb n u wnt to say ya Thts fine but Whn we tell it how it is u wnt to say we r trolling. She deserved wat she got cause if she was strong enough to post somethin tht nasty she should of started acting right n mak somethin out of her life. So I don’t feel sorry for dumb people I’m sorry. N ya I may be acting lik an ass but u all should no tht u can’t control wat people do on th internet. If people r tlkin smack just log out.
giovanna plowman died for your sins.
how did she commit suicide 12 hours ago when she was tweeting ariana grande just 4hours ago?
It is so sad that this world Iz so crewl all she wanted waz fame nd yall haters are Hateing because she got it y’all were so jelly dat you took this young gurls any one who had any thing to do wit dis bullying stuff best belive that it will come back to you think about how this girls parents life is done they lost there kid just because of some stranger that decided to state there opinion in a negitive manner like for real do u think that it is kewl to bully and hurt others feeling because you are mad that u don’t have something that someone else as why cant people just be happy with what god gave them because every one has a resin for livening and it may not be to be famouse it may be to help someone or something so every out there needs to stop hating at be who they are!!!!!!!!
People are idiots, the more you stand up for her the more you get trolled. Who cares who she is, I sure as hell don’t she wasn’t my friend, my family, anyone of interest, she made her own fate. So stop being so sympathetic you dumb fucks. She should of never tampon’d her mouth. And I hope she is living life in hell pretty well. This is almost as stupid as Amanda Todd. Probably worse, she is a attention whore like most fat teenage girls who spread there legs. Who needs another Snooki anyways? Not America. Good Riddance,
And nothing of value was lost…
Hey guys…you do understand you’re being trolled, right?
First of all, everyone who made fun of her and called her names, and wished for her to die. are just ass holes and FUCKING BITCHES. and karma bites back she was just trying to be notice. walking down the street won’t make you famous, people have to do crazy shit to be reconize. watch fear factor, or Relieys belive it or not. People even sell there soul to the Devil like 2pac, Emiem, Beyonce, amd so far I know Rihana. So check yourself before you start to Judge. I’m only talking to the ones who pushed her over the edge. So I’m on her side. And I’m pretty sure yall are not inncont.
Can’t tell if troll, or seriously fucking retarded. 2pac and Eminem, sold their souls to Lucifer XD I’m laughing so hard right now, I’m crying. She’s not even dead yet, get your shit straight and gtfo.
Fuck up slut.
Shut the fuck up you fucking slut. Shes not dead.
If youre trolling then 9/10 I raged super hard.
But if youre not, Tits or gtfo. Choke on a dick while you’re at it.
You guys know…that this post… was sarcastic right?
Left gaping a bloody– like her period
I’m not saying that she deserves to die but what she did is just super disgusting, gross, and totally immature. WHAT’S HAPPENING TO THE WORLD? Is she that desperate to be famous?
brightest? The girl sucked on her own tampon…i really hate this planet sometimes
Natural selection
What has America come to.
Unfortunately didn’t kill herself yet even though she really should. Fucking ogre.
This is the most idiotic thing ive seen on the internet.
1. shes not dead
2. not talented
3. she is a fucking bitch
Yeah she is the tampon girl. on her period all the time.
She’s not dead her Twitter Is ItsGiovannaP.
it’s a fake account, hacked by trolls and such
Is this a real post or is this a superb troll?
Who are you going to believe, an author of this site, or nigguhabsolute?
You stupid
that is discusting may god bless her soul
god bless her soul my ass,she fucking ate her tampon and on facebook she’s offering sex for 20$,hand jobs/bj for 10$ and nude pic of herself for 5$.are you on drugs or something?who would ever feel bad for a tampon eating tit showing prostitute??not me,that’s for sure..
fyi she ain’t fucking dead dumb shit
That’s distribution of child sex and child pornography. I’m pretty sure the government would have liked a cut of that.
she didnt die you idiots
guys. she didn’t commit suicide. she’s on twitter telling ariana grande that she’s not “on her level.” don’t feel bad. she did all this for attention and doesn’t regret it.
how could this happen
this is so sad
Omg thats messed
It was vile what did, why would you do that? It’s dirty! Of course people are going to say nasty things its sick but she chose to commit suicide just like she chose to do something so unhygienic.
So what im getting from this is its okay to suck on a bloody tampon but its not okay if people talk shit about it? Even though its posted on a public website viewable by everyone with internet access, what if your kid says to you “mommy, mommy look at this video i found its so nasty” and this is what they show you, bet youd change your mind about how “brave and intelligent” she is, if she really killed herself after your kid had to see that i bet youd be like “good that nasty little hoe deserves a spot in hell” you guys are looking at her death all wrong, had she remained alive these nasty videos would spread and become more abundant which is wrong, people like her deserve to die so we have less sickos in our world corrupting society, and if one of my sisters ever have to see a video like that i would be glad to tell them “its okay shes dead now, and so is every other nasty hoe that posts a video like this” oh and another thing why doesnt anyone blame youtube instead of the bullies? Like if she was never allowed to post that video no one would have bullied her and she wouldnt have killed herself
Okay, no she didn’t not deserve to die, but how the hell is what she did “bright and talented”? And it’s not like she was getting “bullied” for no reason, she *choosed* to film herself doing something completely screwed up and idiotic, knowing that hey maybe some nut jobs might likes this, but there would also be people that wouldn’t like it, would be quite disgusted with it actually. You can’t post something, especially this idiotic, and expect everybody to be “omg i luv you!!!!<333" No, it's just not going to work like that. I don't even see this as much bulling; what she did was completely disgusting, and I personally can't believe what she did to get "famous".
Anyways, she apparently isn't even dead, she's posting stuff on her twitter account.
Youngest and Brightest lulz
“They’re taking our youngest and brightest from us.”????? She recorded herself sucking the contents of her tampon and eating it and put it on the internet. If that is being “bright” then I must be a fucking GENIUS!!
She was 17
No she was only 15 she lied about her age.
she deserves to die!
Absolute Bullshit
Absolute Truth