Giovanna Plowman, “Tampon Girl,” commits suicide at 15

 Giovanna Plowman, Tampon Girl, commits suicide at 15

“i’m the queen of the world. everyone loves me, and you guys will do whatever i want you guys to do (; cause i’m THAT famous! (;”

TAMPA, FLA. — Giovanna Plowman’s rise to fame was meteoric, but as she dazzled Internet denizens with feats of amazing fecundity, she also sowed the seeds of her own demise. Just 48 hours into her new career as the Internet’s most famous tampon-sucker, the ceaseless bullying of the heartless masses forced her to commit suicide. Ms. Plowman’s suicide video has since received over 50 million views from adoring fans.

“[G]iovanna just wanted to be famous like all of us. I can’t believe they’d do this to her, just for expressing herself,” said one commenter on YouTube. Fans may have only known her for a few short days, but the hole she plugged in their hearts was left gaping and bloody. “We must stop these trolls! They’re taking our youngest and brightest from us,” said Mothers Against Trolling spokesperson Lindsey Siphers.

This tragic death comes on the heels of a spat of teenage suicides related to bullying, and many commenters have likened Giovanna Plowman to Amanda Todd. “She’s just so brave,” said one fan, “for standing up to those bullies like this. God bless Giovanna.”


276 comments to Giovanna Plowman, “Tampon Girl,” commits suicide at 15

  • Anonymous

    And nothing of value was lost…

  • Anisa

    Hey guys…you do understand you’re being trolled, right?

  • Rebecca

    First of all, everyone who made fun of her and called her names, and wished for her to die. are just ass holes and FUCKING BITCHES. and karma bites back she was just trying to be notice. walking down the street won’t make you famous, people have to do crazy shit to be reconize. watch fear factor, or Relieys belive it or not. People even sell there soul to the Devil like 2pac, Emiem, Beyonce, amd so far I know Rihana. So check yourself before you start to Judge. I’m only talking to the ones who pushed her over the edge. So I’m on her side. And I’m pretty sure yall are not inncont.

    • Anonymous

      Can’t tell if troll, or seriously fucking retarded. 2pac and Eminem, sold their souls to Lucifer XD I’m laughing so hard right now, I’m crying. She’s not even dead yet, get your shit straight and gtfo.

    • Anonymous

      Fuck up slut.

    • Anonymous

      Shut the fuck up you fucking slut. Shes not dead.
      If youre trolling then 9/10 I raged super hard.
      But if youre not, Tits or gtfo. Choke on a dick while you’re at it.

  • Anonymous

    You guys know…that this post… was sarcastic right?

  • ChillyNips

    Left gaping a bloody– like her period