Giovanna Plowman, “Tampon Girl,” commits suicide at 15

 Giovanna Plowman, Tampon Girl, commits suicide at 15

“i’m the queen of the world. everyone loves me, and you guys will do whatever i want you guys to do (; cause i’m THAT famous! (;”

TAMPA, FLA. — Giovanna Plowman’s rise to fame was meteoric, but as she dazzled Internet denizens with feats of amazing fecundity, she also sowed the seeds of her own demise. Just 48 hours into her new career as the Internet’s most famous tampon-sucker, the ceaseless bullying of the heartless masses forced her to commit suicide. Ms. Plowman’s suicide video has since received over 50 million views from adoring fans.

“[G]iovanna just wanted to be famous like all of us. I can’t believe they’d do this to her, just for expressing herself,” said one commenter on YouTube. Fans may have only known her for a few short days, but the hole she plugged in their hearts was left gaping and bloody. “We must stop these trolls! They’re taking our youngest and brightest from us,” said Mothers Against Trolling spokesperson Lindsey Siphers.

This tragic death comes on the heels of a spat of teenage suicides related to bullying, and many commenters have likened Giovanna Plowman to Amanda Todd. “She’s just so brave,” said one fan, “for standing up to those bullies like this. God bless Giovanna.”


276 comments to Giovanna Plowman, “Tampon Girl,” commits suicide at 15

  • budda

    U Hav all got to be fuckin kidding me. She did somethin that could make her famous but to do somethin like tht was takin it to far n she should of known tht. Don’t sit their n congratulate her stupidity. We don’t need to stop trolling. People wnt to act fuckin dumb n u wnt to say ya Thts fine but Whn we tell it how it is u wnt to say we r trolling. She deserved wat she got cause if she was strong enough to post somethin tht nasty she should of started acting right n mak somethin out of her life. So I don’t feel sorry for dumb people I’m sorry. N ya I may be acting lik an ass but u all should no tht u can’t control wat people do on th internet. If people r tlkin smack just log out.

  • Rockwell Lipquist

    giovanna plowman died for your sins.

  • Anonymous

    how did she commit suicide 12 hours ago when she was tweeting ariana grande just 4hours ago?

  • Nyla McCalla

    It is so sad that this world Iz so crewl all she wanted waz fame nd yall haters are Hateing because she got it y’all were so jelly dat you took this young gurls any one who had any thing to do wit dis bullying stuff best belive that it will come back to you think about how this girls parents life is done they lost there kid just because of some stranger that decided to state there opinion in a negitive manner like for real do u think that it is kewl to bully and hurt others feeling because you are mad that u don’t have something that someone else as why cant people just be happy with what god gave them because every one has a resin for livening and it may not be to be famouse it may be to help someone or something so every out there needs to stop hating at be who they are!!!!!!!!

  • Paul Richardsons

    People are idiots, the more you stand up for her the more you get trolled. Who cares who she is, I sure as hell don’t she wasn’t my friend, my family, anyone of interest, she made her own fate. So stop being so sympathetic you dumb fucks. She should of never tampon’d her mouth. And I hope she is living life in hell pretty well. This is almost as stupid as Amanda Todd. Probably worse, she is a attention whore like most fat teenage girls who spread there legs. Who needs another Snooki anyways? Not America. Good Riddance,