“Honey Boo Boo” star Alana Thompson dead at seven

honeybooboo 300x242 Honey Boo Boo star Alana Thompson dead at seven

The late Honey Boo Boo poses for judges on the reality TV show Toddlers and Tiaras.

ATLANTA–Alana Thompson, known to millions as “Honey Boo Boo,” passed away Tuesday morning from medical problems related to childhood obesity. She was seven. Grieving family members have forsworn their poor diets and addiction to energy drinks. “We ain’t drinkin’ that poison go go juice no more. They dun’ took little Honey Boo Boo Child away, and they ain’t gonna take no more of us,” said June “Mama” Shannon.

The nation has turned its attention to its diet in light of this tragedy, and calls to outlaw dangerous soft drinks have flooded legislators. “Soda is killing our children, and they are our future. We’re going to have to either tax or outlaw sugary drinks,” said Joe Biden.

Some critics are skeptical about these calls for a crackdown on unhealthy drinks. Nutritional expert Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador said, “The death of this child, it’s a tragedy, but I don’t believe she died because of soft drinks. Soft drinks bring vigor and pep to everyday life and cleanse the mouth of dangerous rot. If anything, it was all that spaghetti, ketchup, and butter. Nothing good can come of a high calorie diet so devoid of nutrients.”

79 comments to “Honey Boo Boo” star Alana Thompson dead at seven

  • Anonymous

    What in the fuck is wrong with you fuckin retards it dosn’t matter if it’s true or not. First of all you don’t make fun of someone that has passed away, what if it was your child or sister and people were saying shit like that. Man this really pisses me off. I mean really what is wrong with people today that’s just fucking amazing. I hope each and everyone of you have fun in hell cause that’s where you should go after this life.and it doesn’t make you look or sound cool it makes you look like the heartless basterds you are. Fuck all you fucking retards that posted something bad about that little girl. If it is true my heart go out to the family !!!

  • Nixon

    All of u fags are such a bunch of inconsiderate pricks who need 2 get a life and stop thinking u know everything… We don’t know if she’s dead or not and it doesn’t matter wat u faggots say about her, u don’t disrespect the poor kid no matter how she looked… How would u like it if this convo was all about ur kid or anybody in ur family??? Don’t always think u know best, wat if she really is dead and u’ve all been making jokes like she was meant 2 be raised in a barn amongst pigs… U all disgust me

  • Anonfish

    shes so gawddamn ugly. even the blob fish looks better than her

    • Mar Listenbee

      That’s not nice even if u don’t think she was the cutest u could at least b sorry for this little girls family