INTERNAL FBI SOURCE: ‘th3j35t3r is . . . ‘

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FBI Confidential Informant: “We’re busy with other things, Chronicle, so here’s th3j35t3r.”

WASHINGTON — Tuesday morning The Internet Chronicle’s press release email list slowed to a crawl, as an internal FBI source said it wished to step forward and finger to the Washington Bureau neoconservative and militant zionist criminal hacker “th3j35t3r” once and for all.

However, as The Internet Chronicle has noted, “th3” j35t3r is in fact a collective. Here are the members of that collective, in no particular order:
Linda Sutton
Laura Walker
Debra Walker
Robin Jackson
Tom Ryan (an interview with Mr. Ryan here)
U.K. Resident Mark Walker

In coordination throughout 2011 targeting Islamic fundamentalists’ sites, journalists at WikiLeaks, and various others among the American cybersecurity press, including The Internet Chronicle. Now they do not hack anything at all, says the Internet Chronicle confidential informant, but engage in never-ending self-congratulations.

The internal FBI source seemed to find a personal breaking point in the group’s willingness to try to financially exploit the hacker’s “patriot” image, as tons of Special Forces operators seemed all too happy to imagine that there was one among their numbers, a SEAL, retired and fighting the good fight against Islamic extremists. Unfortunately these service peoples’ golden calf was just that. Now a confidential informant from within the FBI has confirmed that th3j35t3r is a group of civilians who have never shed a drop or blood or urea fighting Pashtuns in the high mountains of Southwest Asia.

9 comments to INTERNAL FBI SOURCE: ‘th3j35t3r is . . . ‘

  • I thank you all for sticking with me while I expose this group. I don’t have a shred of evidence for any of this and I am totally just making up random shit because I am pissed jester has more followers than me.

    To be honest this is just a list of people that I compiled pretty randomly of people who have expressed support to him in the past, there is no FBI contact, I made that up so it sounded credible in my tiny mind.

    You will notice from my timeline on twitter (@asherahresearch) I constantly and consistently harrass Jester and accuse anyone who says positive things about him of being him, I do it all the time because I have no life.

    If you google ‘jennifer+emick+troll’ you can see I have been doing this for years, Jester isn’t the first, I latch onto people on the internet and stalk the shit out of them under the pretense that I am a ‘private investigator’ even though I hold no license in the state on Michigan where I live, shit I can’t even drive a car legally.

    That’s why I am stuck in the house making shit up all day.

    One day I might tend to my kids instead of seeking e-fame off the back of others who are trying to do some good, not realising the innocent people that I endanger from my mad ravings and rantings and false accusations.

    Anyway as I said, I totally made this shit up and have no evidence to support any of it, just as I have no evidence to support anything I say and I contradict myself all the time.

    I’m hilarious and the internet is laughing at me.

    Jennifer Emick
    Fugly.CareerTroll

    • th3j35t3r

      Hi Kelly, asshurt much? PS: google: th3j35t3r+troll or kelly hallissey+troll WOW I am Iron Troll!!!

      PS: Kelly Hallissey is NOT th3j35t3r, she just wishes she was. She begs to have my balls in her mouth, but her drunk-driving boyfriend Jesse won’t let go long enough for her to have a turn.

      I prefer ‘em young, anyway.

      Stay, frosty,

      J

  • I keep trying to get on join the “I’m suspected of being th3j35t3r” club but no one seems to want to add me to the list. I am disappoint.

  • Not Pat Frey

    They don’t tell @render64 anything, they just use him as their e-detective. kelly is in on it, but apparently doesn’t tell Jesse.

  • Swimfan

    What no mention of @Bitchiest or @render64, they might feel left out, ahaha …