Kevin Ware brutally injured by Illuminati

College basketball player Kevin Ware's leg was fractured by the Illuminati, Sunday.

College basketball player Kevin Ware’s leg was fractured by the Illuminati, Sunday.

LOUSIVILLE — Kevin Ware, basketball player for the Lousiville Cardinals, suffered a brutal leg injury at the hands of fiendish Illuminati players from Duke. Diving to block a shot and influenced by some kind of witchcraft, Ware landed badly and his leg shattered at the shin.

Doctors say it will take at least 10 years to heal, and Ware’s career in basketball is practically over forever. Louisville has recently surprised fans by winning against high-powered teams like Duke, who are commonly believed to have ties to the Illuminati.

Ware, when interviewed by deceased journalist Frank Mason, said, “Man, fuck the Illuminati. I’ma get me some real doctors down in Cuba and be back ballin’ in no time.”

18 comments to Kevin Ware brutally injured by Illuminati

  • DyQuone Lancaster

    I honestly didn’t think something like that was even possible

  • Kailyn shanice

    I dont know how something so crazy and horrific could happen with a little jump. Ive seen people jump higher and never broke their leg. I dont believe it was illuminati. It was just an accident, and if you are in the sport life you have to face the facts of many injuries. I will hope and pray for kevin ware and hope he heals fast because i know what it feels like to love something so much and when right at the end when something gets in the way it stops u. Keep reaching for your life kevin ware <3.

  • Kailyn navarro

    I dont know how something so crazy and horrific could happen with a little jump. Ive seen people jump higher and never broke their leg. I dont believe it was illuminati. It was just an accident, and if you are in the sport life you have to face the facts of many injuries. I will hope and pray for kevin ware and hope he heals fast because i know what it feels like to love something so much and when right at the end when something gets in the way it stops u. Keep reaching for your life kevin ware <3.

  • ty williams

    when I saw my favorite player in NCAA Kevin Ware shatter his knee, I started to scream and after I was done screaming I prayed for him. Kevin Ware if you see this, I hope this made your happy oh and I hope your knee gets better.