Lady GaGa diagnosed with brain cancer

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga has been diagnosed with brain cancer.

LOS ANGELES - It is our sad duty to report American pop idol Lady Gaga has been diagnosed with brain cancer.

A Saturday announcement confirmed physicians discovered what has been called an “inoperable” malignant tumor in the brain of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, perhaps known better as Lady Gaga, after the singer complained of feeling more run down and fatigued than usual.

Lady Gaga is being treated at the Cedars-Sinai medical institution. She thanked her fans for their support in this difficult time, encouraging everyone to “stay strong,” reassuring the public she “will persevere.”

Germanotta’s agent requested media and fans to contact Lady Gaga, as usual, care of her record labels, Def Jam Records, and Interscope.

Lady Gaga stopped using cell phones two years ago because of paranoia that they might cause brain cancer. Saturday’s news indicates she may not have stopped soon enough.

There has been no word yet as to whether the Born This Way Ball Tour (on The Road To Love) will continue as scheduled.

177 comments to Lady GaGa diagnosed with brain cancer

  • Lady GaGa

    Hello my little monsters. Just to inform u i do not have brain cancer.I am still healthy and alive. It is good that people are inspired by me. It is very good.

    p.s the people that hate me say that u want me to die and that says LOL. CAN TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

    p.s.s. I love u monsters

    Lady GaGa ;D

  • Anonymous

    This is horrible. I can’t believe this could happen. If she died, all of her fans would be devistated. I really hope she pulls through cause she will always be my one and only queen.

  • lady gaga!!!!!!!!!
    to swiden….
    I am so happy :)

  • lily

    if this is a joke its not a funny 1. all of lady gaga fans would take this seriously because gaga might be the only thing they truly love and if something happen to her everyone 1 who ever loved her would just crash into sadness for a long time!!! SO IF THIS IS A JOKE ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!!

  • I don’t Believe it