Lady GaGa diagnosed with brain cancer

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga has been diagnosed with brain cancer.

LOS ANGELES - It is our sad duty to report American pop idol Lady Gaga has been diagnosed with brain cancer.

A Saturday announcement confirmed physicians discovered what has been called an “inoperable” malignant tumor in the brain of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, perhaps known better as Lady Gaga, after the singer complained of feeling more run down and fatigued than usual.

Lady Gaga is being treated at the Cedars-Sinai medical institution. She thanked her fans for their support in this difficult time, encouraging everyone to “stay strong,” reassuring the public she “will persevere.”

Germanotta’s agent requested media and fans to contact Lady Gaga, as usual, care of her record labels, Def Jam Records, and Interscope.

Lady Gaga stopped using cell phones two years ago because of paranoia that they might cause brain cancer. Saturday’s news indicates she may not have stopped soon enough.

There has been no word yet as to whether the Born This Way Ball Tour (on The Road To Love) will continue as scheduled.

177 comments to Lady GaGa diagnosed with brain cancer

  • Anonymous

    Fake fake fake

  • I love lady gaga she was so special and a good singer ooh I feel so bad for her I feel like crying

  • Horace

    Lady Gaga is a nigger.

  • K

    Put Gaga in Mansons cell and let come what may.

  • Lady you are Gaga,

    I am a 71 year old man. I think you are rife with creativity, you bring joy to your little monsters, and you are a pure delight. You are more natural and authentic that way too many people, are not.

    I see the preciousness that is in your heart. I love what you are and what you do. You are so very unique that no one will ever replace you.

    I am struggling to find more words that will pay you back at least a little for all you bring to this world. We need a nation that is filled with people like you. Then we would entertain the world until they find peace within. Stay healthy, alive, and precious. If I had a grand daughter like you I would have endless joy anytime I got to see you. I hope you are able to read this and that it makes you stir inside with happiness because you know how you have affected this man.

    Sincerely, sincere,

    Bart