Lady GaGa diagnosed with brain cancer

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga has been diagnosed with brain cancer.

LOS ANGELES - It is our sad duty to report American pop idol Lady Gaga has been diagnosed with brain cancer.

A Saturday announcement confirmed physicians discovered what has been called an “inoperable” malignant tumor in the brain of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, perhaps known better as Lady Gaga, after the singer complained of feeling more run down and fatigued than usual.

Lady Gaga is being treated at the Cedars-Sinai medical institution. She thanked her fans for their support in this difficult time, encouraging everyone to “stay strong,” reassuring the public she “will persevere.”

Germanotta’s agent requested media and fans to contact Lady Gaga, as usual, care of her record labels, Def Jam Records, and Interscope.

Lady Gaga stopped using cell phones two years ago because of paranoia that they might cause brain cancer. Saturday’s news indicates she may not have stopped soon enough.

There has been no word yet as to whether the Born This Way Ball Tour (on The Road To Love) will continue as scheduled.

177 comments to Lady GaGa diagnosed with brain cancer

  • Doo Doo Milkshake

    Her and her stupid ass monsters should all “off” themselves.

  • Omega

    Everyone be good and do good, and this world will be a bit closer to be a good place, much love and peace.

  • Ally

    photo.php?fbid=435405906511915&set=a.142903902428785.46672.100001275283186&type=1&theater

    You are the best person in my life that I ever met!
    You made me who I am, teached not to afraid of yourself if you are different! Now I know that express myself and feel happy! And for all that I have to thank you. You are like an angel coming in my dreams and telling me what to do, like my twin sister, that thinks like me and make my dreams come true!
    I know that the World we are living in is such a fu**ing hole, and allways want to take away the best of it! But I BELIEVE, THAT THIS TIME, YOU WILL BREAK THIS RULES! BECAUSE YOU ARE A SHINING STAR, BURNING SO BRIGHT, AND MAY BE FALLING… BUT NOT THIS TIME!
    THE STARS LIKE YOU MAY BURN, BUT NEVER FALL AWAY…

  • Anonymous

    hey lady gaga i love you you are like the one purson i look up to i am only 10 i have been singing your songs for my life! love you

  • Anonymous

    soooooooooooooooo fffaaakkkkeeeeeee