Lady Gaga has been diagnosed with brain cancer.
LOS ANGELES - It is our sad duty to report American pop idol Lady Gaga has been diagnosed with brain cancer.
A Saturday announcement confirmed physicians discovered what has been called an “inoperable” malignant tumor in the brain of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, perhaps known better as Lady Gaga, after the singer complained of feeling more run down and fatigued than usual.
Lady Gaga is being treated at the Cedars-Sinai medical institution. She thanked her fans for their support in this difficult time, encouraging everyone to “stay strong,” reassuring the public she “will persevere.”
Germanotta’s agent requested media and fans to contact Lady Gaga, as usual, care of her record labels, Def Jam Records, and Interscope.
Lady Gaga stopped using cell phones two years ago because of paranoia that they might cause brain cancer. Saturday’s news indicates she may not have stopped soon enough.
There has been no word yet as to whether the Born This Way Ball Tour (on The Road To Love) will continue as scheduled.
yo quit your trash, man what if your family had cancer you wouldnt like it one bit right? yeah i thought so-.- well just tryna make a point!
BULL CRAP
Who eva says they hate gaga they shud fuck off
I am only 11 and im obsessed about lady gaga
iLOVE LOVE LOVE GAGA nd ANON V Fuck yew i love gaga u bustard
hate her all u want nd she DOESNT CARE BOUT YEW Atleast she has a lyf unlike yew If the lil monsters hear wat u r sayin dey gonna whoop ur skinny ass
WOOOOOHOOOOO……. MONSTERS! MONSTERS! MONSTERS!
You have great taste in music because I love gaga too
Come play with my cock little one
Her and her stupid ass monsters should all “off” themselves.
Everyone be good and do good, and this world will be a bit closer to be a good place, much love and peace.
You are the best person in my life that I ever met!
You made me who I am, teached not to afraid of yourself if you are different! Now I know that express myself and feel happy! And for all that I have to thank you. You are like an angel coming in my dreams and telling me what to do, like my twin sister, that thinks like me and make my dreams come true!
I know that the World we are living in is such a fu**ing hole, and allways want to take away the best of it! But I BELIEVE, THAT THIS TIME, YOU WILL BREAK THIS RULES! BECAUSE YOU ARE A SHINING STAR, BURNING SO BRIGHT, AND MAY BE FALLING… BUT NOT THIS TIME!
THE STARS LIKE YOU MAY BURN, BUT NEVER FALL AWAY…
hey lady gaga i love you you are like the one purson i look up to i am only 10 i have been singing your songs for my life! love you
soooooooooooooooo fffaaakkkkeeeeeee
Fake fake fake
I love lady gaga she was so special and a good singer ooh I feel so bad for her I feel like crying
Lady Gaga is a nigger.
Put Gaga in Mansons cell and let come what may.
Lady you are Gaga,
I am a 71 year old man. I think you are rife with creativity, you bring joy to your little monsters, and you are a pure delight. You are more natural and authentic that way too many people, are not.
I see the preciousness that is in your heart. I love what you are and what you do. You are so very unique that no one will ever replace you.
I am struggling to find more words that will pay you back at least a little for all you bring to this world. We need a nation that is filled with people like you. Then we would entertain the world until they find peace within. Stay healthy, alive, and precious. If I had a grand daughter like you I would have endless joy anytime I got to see you. I hope you are able to read this and that it makes you stir inside with happiness because you know how you have affected this man.
Sincerely, sincere,
Bart
Hello my little monsters. Just to inform u i do not have brain cancer.I am still healthy and alive. It is good that people are inspired by me. It is very good.
p.s the people that hate me say that u want me to die and that says LOL. CAN TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
p.s.s. I love u monsters
Love,
Lady GaGa ;D
I’ve never seen fan-whoring like this before.
IP ADDRESS:
173.168.172.197
you just dumped selena gomez’s real ip address and also violated our non-existent privacy policy
Can u give me a wicked head job i fuck the shit of ur pussy but i dont know if u have a cocki
I blow shit loads on ya face then fuck ur mouth harder then blow over ur body
She has a cock sucking mouth i fuck the crap out if it
This is horrible. I can’t believe this could happen. If she died, all of her fans would be devistated. I really hope she pulls through cause she will always be my one and only queen.
lady gaga!!!!!!!!!
to swiden….
I am so happy
if this is a joke its not a funny 1. all of lady gaga fans would take this seriously because gaga might be the only thing they truly love and if something happen to her everyone 1 who ever loved her would just crash into sadness for a long time!!! SO IF THIS IS A JOKE ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!!
I don’t Believe it
then fuck off and read the tabloids
Lady Gaga is a fashion Phenomenon…..!She Rules The World ….
thanks….no bad:D
lady gaga is the best
fake!
Omg HAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FAKE. Get a life whoever wrote this.
Fuck off! this aint funny! if lady gaga dies, the whole world will collapse!
quiero jugar nova pero me gustaba mas el 1
Thank fuck
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She doesn’t have brain cancer. It’s just a really mean April Fool’s joke. Whoever did it is a dumbass.
All of our love a prayers to Lady Gaga and her family. Love your little monsters.
monsters don’t always pray, but when they do it’s to the devil. That’s probably why she has a brain tumor. You satan worshiping heathens are corrupted what used to be a good world.
go fuck yourself cause if u love god so much whyd u wish someonne to die
i think anyone that laughs at someone who laughs at someone laughing at someone wishing cancer on someone should get cancer themselves slow painful death
I think that anyone that laughs at anyone that has cancer should get it themselfs, or someone they love should get it, see how long theyl be laughing then!!!
omg im sooo happy especially if she dies she has caused me to much pain cuz my enimiey is obsessed about her so please die gaga -prays for gaga to die-
“anon v” ur an absolute sick indevidual, wishing someone dies of cancer!! Just because someone u dont like has an obsession with them!! Heres an idea how about or someone you love, a family member maybe, get cancer and have a long horrible painful death from it!!!!
alright everyone deserves a chance to live and for u to say that is really slack and u should be so ashamed of urslef Karma will come back to get u! u may not like her but it doesnt mean u should wish for her to die
I hope you die if you say gaga will die and its not even true
we all love and we all prayed
Anyone who who falsely report something like this is the scum of the Earth
All of which use illuminati must die at some point. Tehehehe
Lol
that explains a lot
April fools
You can choose to believe it and you can choose not to for now. If Gaga confirms it herself, we’ll know it’s real.
How sick are all of you. Saying LOL to some one who is dying
hahaha hopefully it is true see KARMA she corrupted a whole young generation, this is what happens to you DIEE bitchh….
Corrupted a whole young generation? LOL. Dear, It was already corrupted before she became famous
Btw nice april fools joke
Wow ‘mike’ you are ignorant she helps a lot of people with insecurities and she is inspirational. The world was corrupted a long time ago.
“published March 31″ but take into account TIME ZONES. Also, Def Jam Records dropped her in 2008, everyone knows that. This is a disgusting joke. And saying she has tried confusing get fans or whatever, that would be on her Twitter. It’s not. Speaking of Twitter, half her tweets are from her blackberry. A CELL PHONE. Have some integrity.
If she dies ill die
LOL
if this is a fucking joke its not funny
hope she pulls through…
Sorry “sad duty” please the first time I messed it up gave you too much credit. People don’t waste your time.
Omg this probably not a real article. “sorry to inform you” please every self-respecting writer knows not to even write that into an article. Pfft. Duh!