Hey, what’s up fellow Dudes! So totally check this new diet I’ve worked out for the modern man. I even did some math and stuff to make sure it’s completely healthy.
- First thing’s first-drink a TON of energy drinks. The caffeine really kicks your metabolism up a notch!
- To cancel out all those nasty carbs make sure to fast at least once a week for at least 10 hours. It’s easier than you think, if you just get in a real lazy mindset.
- Every now and then it is totally okay to completely gorge yourself on food way more than you should. You know what I mean.
- Beer=Yummy for your Tummy
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR FRIENDS AT LEBAL DROCER INCORPORATED -