McDonald’s allows employees in Denver to vaporize marijuana

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DENVER- Offices across America have begun to allow indoor use of “e-cigs,” the popular battery-powered nicotine vaporizers. Medical marijuana patients employed at McDonald’s corporate office in Denver complained it was unfair for them to now step outside, provided they use the same vaporizer technology for their entirely non-recreational drug-taking.

Critics are fearful that marijuana will become a “normal” part of American life, and this is just one more step down the slippery-slope to a nation of people who sit around in front of televisions eating way too much food while actually laughing at Family Guy.

Medicinal Marijuana patient and Human Resource official for McDonalds Sidney McSherron said, “My days at work sitting on the computer watching YouTube are just that much better now.”

25 comments to McDonald’s allows employees in Denver to vaporize marijuana

  • I bet you after getting baked they’d make better food

    • @Kilgoar

      congratulations on using the “website” field correctly. you are the first person among THOUSANDS to do so.

  • 420

    I am smoking it…. :))))))

  • smoking drgaon

    I RLS back pain diabetis, high blood pressure, neuropthy throughout my body so i am in pain 24/7 i was taking about 20 pills a day for pain and now thanks to marajuna i dont take anything anymore and i can control the pain, marajuna makes everything better, this goes out to the dumbass that made the comment to the grandma’s do you take asprin or some other prescription drug if yes read the side effects most cases death is always on the list marajuna has only 1 side efect it makes you happy so to all the haters get a life and to all the stoners party on people medicate,educate, and dont stop power to the people
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  • Lizardman38

    The Granny made a mistake and reported she likes the idea! People, please medicate b4 blasting other people! Too fucking early for this shit! Where’s the Tylenol? Sheet! Lol

  • Circles

    This is great! Although it is a fantastic medicine the sick should not hold a monopoly on it. I don’t like the implication that you should only use it if you have cancer, etcetra.

    This is not fair. We all know it shouldn’t be illegal and most people do realise that. Marijuana users, sick or not, should stick together and work to make it available to everyone, everywhere.