Miley Cyrus Dead after Gang Rape

Miley Cyrus Died shortly after Gang Raping Friday Afternoon.

Miley Cyrus Died shortly after Gang Raping Friday Afternoon.

HOLLYWOOD — A group of young men, unable to contain their libidinous urges after repeated sexual performances by Miley Cyrus, brutally gang raped the former child star who then died tragically from internal injuries.

Miley’s recent performance at the MTV video awards featured “twerking,” a form of simulated ‘doggy style’ sex popular with colored citizens. Miley also used a foam hand to stimulate her clitoris and the bared penis of rapper 2chainz.

A music video released to coincide with Miley’s racy MTV award performance showed the pop star completely nude and riding a giant wrecking ball. Jungian psychoanalyst Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador analyzed the video, saying, “The sphere of the ball suggests the feminine, yet its destructive purpose is decidedly masculine. Combined with the lyrics explicitly expressing female power over the masculine, we find yet more compelling evidence in the collective unconscious of the dawn of the age of Aquarius and the prophesied female alignment spoken of by Aaron Socio.”

When asked about the rapings, Troubador became troubled, “Repression is to be expected after a rapid change in values such as this. I am very afraid that these kind of rapings will become more common as younger and more innocent child stars begin to more publicly expose their base sexuality. It’s almost Newtonian.”

 

11 comments to Miley Cyrus Dead after Gang Rape

  • Cody James Goodrich nieto

    I need to know if you are rougefishhh I am lucy pufferfishhh on memory recall with vessel allowance. Purple pill. Obsolete

  • Cody James Goodrich nieto

    Get out of these cities….Miami , La she was raped by police in Miami….selena raped by police in la….rather or not contacts put a 5 kilowatt thermonuclear device in these cities is uncertain…zombies…..uncertain…..Florida face eater bad eggxgoogle.

  • Anonymous

    Is Miley dead?

  • echte penoza

    she can still choose to do what ever
    .devils are looking in your past to make you do what they want.
    if you care so much abou your past…you will be like her.if you dont ….
    you will be yourself.
    so simple.
    if you need help and ask for it, you will die in pain.and pain will be your death.shiiiit.