Miley died in a mid-air collision on Sunday evening

Miley died in a mid-air collision on Sunday evening

NASHVILLE — Pop singer Miley Cyrus died Sunday evening as her private jet was destroyed in a mid-air collision over Tennessee. The singer’s jet was seen veering wildly out of its flight path by air traffic controllers, but because of recent cutbacks, no controllers were within radio contact with Miley’s jet.

This tragedy comes on the heels of Miley’s recent promise to “never twerk again.”

A preliminary investigation into the black box of Miley’s jet suggests the pilots may have been drawn into a decadent cocaine party before entering what experts are calling “a temporary psychosis.” An unidentified voice in the cockpit was reportedly heard screaming, “I feel like God!” just moments before the private jet was destroyed in a collision with an Airbus A380, the largest passenger jet in the world, carrying 236 people. All passengers in both planes are presumed dead.

Miley’s family refused to go on tour with her this year and complained her show had become too racy. Billy Ray Cyrus said, “Miley’s estate has been turned over to me and – God willin’ – is all goin’ to charity. Sharin’ and Carin’ Hands. She wanted it to go to safe sex education, but that in no way reflects our values or those of the Disney Corporation.”

Bethany Sumpin, 27, runs the most popular Miley fansite on the Web. Sumpin insensitively compared the ordeal to the Fox animated series Bob’s Burgers.

“It’s like an episode of Bob’s Burgers,” Sumpin wrote. “I just keep waiting for the punchline. I keep waiting for it to be funny.”

Sumpin later added, “This ain’t no joke, y’all.”

Miley’s career-ending hit “Wrecking Ball” reached almost 450 million views on YouTube, and featured the fully-nude Disney child star straddling construction equipment in an adult manner and licking the quivering tip of a sledgehammer.

25 comments to MILEY CYRUS DEAD AT 21

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  • jay

    The only people that diss Miley are out of shape women, show me 1 REAL man that says he wouldn’t PIPE Miley & i’ll show you a LIAR or a faggot! Ask your man, i’d bet you he stuuuders! & to further prove my point, think about it the Last bitch he cheated on you wit, & u caught him & u know how she looks, FOLLOW me now, she’s no- where more Beautiful than Miley keep it real! He banged a whole lot less! REAL men like myself jack-off 2 Miley pretty ass while our fat bitches are at work..CAN I GET A WITTTNESSS UP IN HERE….

  • Hey. Serpent new year new acts of kindness start with one direction .then. ke$ha.

    • the $erpent

      … a culling of singers if you will, who shouldn’t sing, let alone be given access to oxygen … and might we suggest it start with Kanye West, js.

  • Is it just me y all. But shes transforming into a nymphmanical chipmunk

  • Shes not. Dead.however if self on the table that would be a headline.its ok to grow up become a woman not really necessary to look like a nymphomanical chipmunk.