North Korea grants asylum for Snowden

Hackers around the world have been searching for a home for their wayward comrade, Edward Snowden. Finally, it seems, they have settled on North Korea.

Hackers around the world have been searching for a home for their wayward comrade, Edward Snowden. Finally, it seems, they have settled on North Korea.

SEOUL, Republic of Korea – In response to a formal application for asylum on behalf of Edward Snowden, Kim Jong-un issued a statement offering the whistleblower not just asylum, but full North Korean citizenship. Snowden and his entourage, staffed mostly by WikiLeaks employees, were ecstatic at the news of a safe haven after 14 other countries had denied their applications.

“The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea promises to allow Edward Snowden to continue to leak anything he wants. We will provide him with many of the best top-secret hacking tools available in North Korea,” said a representative from the North Korean military.

“We are just so relieved that Snowden has finally found friendly shores,” said Glen Greenwild, the reporter who famously interviewed Edward Snowden in a Hong Kong hotel.

Snowden issued a statement written in Spanish, thanking North Korea for their commitment to freedom.

29 comments to North Korea grants asylum for Snowden

  • I would like to say his majesty Edward Snowden whom to billion people is an idealist and hero and to a few handful of elements he is an impostor well mr.Snowden is a man of humanity,he is a freedom fighter.Now that the democratic people’s of north korea did not soley grant him a sanctuary but a full north korean citizenship and rest assured him to resume his work and they will provide him they highest secret tools to execute his job.I for one am extremely grateful to this young step he has taken.Infact he is religious warrior today the oppressed people around world should in bliss that our oppressors are being divulged.The most powerful nation on earth is now in shamble and limbo intense of security and privacy.The world must protect mr.Snowden so he will free us from slavery,imperialism,colonialism,oppression and reppression and the removal of our freely and democratically governments.All hail mr.Snowden,God bless you and your lovely family the oppressed
    love you .Africa doesn’t have any power i for one i would’ve granted you citizenship straightup.Now that you no longer an american citizen,you are now with the oppressed so fight back.

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  • Un

    Now Snowden is gonna unleash a hell of leak, rather flood of info to the world. A blow to America – equivalent to a million megatone of Atomic bomb. Gee what an interesting time to be alive!

  • Brandon314

    Its better to be Free in North Korea, than eating a poisoned sandwich in a U.S.
    Federal Prison.

  • 007

    Hes just double agent

    • Sophie

      Sorry but all I found there was LIES N BS to try n confuse ppl… Plesae STOP THE SPAM!