Paula Deen commits suicide at 66

After a recent apology for racism, Paula Deen lost her Food Network contract and has now committed suicide.

After a recent apology for racism, Paula Deen lost her Food Network contract and has now committed suicide.

SAVANNAH, Ga. — Fans mourn the loss of Paula Deen, aged 66, who was found dead Tuesday morning after suffering a ruptured stomach. A suicide note was found by family members, which outlined her intention to eat herself to death and also contained many instances of the epithet “nigger-lovers.” This comes on the heels of a damning lawsuit which accused Deen of hiring an all-black staff for a “Southern-Style Wedding” and repeatedly using racial epithets. As a result of her honest apology, Deen was fired from Food Network.

Police say Deen ate “hundreds” of her own pre-packaged desserts which are sold at Wal-Mart and feature her face on the labeling. Investigators said, “We aren’t sure whether or not Deen suffered from a fatal stroke related to her Diabetes before or after her stomach burst. Coroners have said it’s possible that she first died from eating too much sugar, and then suffered the stomach rupture post mortem.”

49 comments to Paula Deen commits suicide at 66

  • anonymous

    This is not real people!!! She’s still alive

  • Debbie Smith

    This is so sad! I do not know of anyone who hasn’t made a mistake in their lives, be it calling others outside of their names or by some other way. The problem in our country is that we never want to accept a heart-felt apology and turn the other cheek.

    We will always throw past mistakes up in the face of the perceived culprit. But in reality the majority of the time people just like to see other people suffer.

    Thank the Lord Paula is still alive and well and this erroneous report is just another attempt to cause pain. I hope that whomever dreamed up this nonsense gets a small taste of what he is putting other folks and their loved ones thruogh.

  • Sonya

    There is not one person who has made a slur BLACK or WHITE! Stop crucifying this woman!

  • vince

    Death is never funny, when r we gonna learn people make mistakes and its not our place to judge

  • Anonymous

    Looks like she got her… Just Desserts..