Paula Deen commits suicide at 66

After a recent apology for racism, Paula Deen lost her Food Network contract and has now committed suicide.

After a recent apology for racism, Paula Deen lost her Food Network contract and has now committed suicide.

SAVANNAH, Ga. — Fans mourn the loss of Paula Deen, aged 66, who was found dead Tuesday morning after suffering a ruptured stomach. A suicide note was found by family members, which outlined her intention to eat herself to death and also contained many instances of the epithet “nigger-lovers.” This comes on the heels of a damning lawsuit which accused Deen of hiring an all-black staff for a “Southern-Style Wedding” and repeatedly using racial epithets. As a result of her honest apology, Deen was fired from Food Network.

Police say Deen ate “hundreds” of her own pre-packaged desserts which are sold at Wal-Mart and feature her face on the labeling. Investigators said, “We aren’t sure whether or not Deen suffered from a fatal stroke related to her Diabetes before or after her stomach burst. Coroners have said it’s possible that she first died from eating too much sugar, and then suffered the stomach rupture post mortem.”

49 comments to Paula Deen commits suicide at 66

  • Obvious

    With 5 minutes searching on google, you would know this to be false. No way would an off-beat news source like “Chronicle” have this information posted before CNN, Huffington, Associated Press, etc. This is the only story posted on the internet that I can find in regards to Paula’s supposed suicide…. And that would tend to lead me to the conclusion that this is a nasty rumor, or a bit of miss-information.

    Also, say what you will… But Paula grew up in a time different than ours. She was exposed to the word “nigger” constantly, and probably used it constantly in reference to African Americans as a child- without a second thought.

    Aside from this latest PR disaster, Paula has always been classy, warm, and a good example of Southern hospitality. I SERIOUSLY doubt that IF she decided to kill herself, she would do it with her own snackie-cakes.

  • ka$h

    soup plus chicken together equals chicken soup

  • sb

    this is in such poor taste. guess the author didn’t learn, ‘two wrongs don’t make a right’. shame.

  • rosa

    Wtf everyone uses nigger and nigga