Paula Deen commits suicide at 66

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After a recent apology for racism, Paula Deen lost her Food Network contract and has now committed suicide.

SAVANNAH, Ga. — Fans mourn the loss of Paula Deen, aged 66, who was found dead Tuesday morning after suffering a ruptured stomach. A suicide note was found by family members, which outlined her intention to eat herself to death and also contained many instances of the epithet “nigger-lovers.” This comes on the heels of a damning lawsuit which accused Deen of hiring an all-black staff for a “Southern-Style Wedding” and repeatedly using racial epithets. As a result of her honest apology, Deen was fired from Food Network.

Police say Deen ate “hundreds” of her own pre-packaged desserts which are sold at Wal-Mart and feature her face on the labeling. Investigators said, “We aren’t sure whether or not Deen suffered from a fatal stroke related to her Diabetes before or after her stomach burst. Coroners have said it’s possible that she first died from eating too much sugar, and then suffered the stomach rupture post mortem.”

49 comments to Paula Deen commits suicide at 66

  • Gen

    This passes for news nowadays? No wonder Oz is falling off the ass of the world. Step your game up, guys.

  • random joe

    Leave This Woman Alone, She Is Being Harassed For Saying What The Mass Of The Black Community Says On A Day To Day Basis. And What Im Sure The Majority Of The White Community Have Said At One Point Or Another. You Don’t Hear White People Complaining About Being Called Crackers. And News Flash, White People Were Slaves At One Point As Well. The Only People You Hear Making Big Deals About Things Like This Are African Americans. The Jewish People Went Under Much Much Worse Oppression And How Fluently Do You Hear Of Them Doing Things Like This. Stop Hating One Another And Start Loving.

  • anonymous

    This is a liar!!! People, nobody publish this important notice. You guys from this newspaper, suckssssssssss for this horrible joke about this women.,

  • Anonymous

    to who ever wrote that it’s funny “you are fucked up “death is not funny it is a time of greaving of missing the loved one you lost.