Paula Deen commits suicide at 66

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After a recent apology for racism, Paula Deen lost her Food Network contract and has now committed suicide.

SAVANNAH, Ga. — Fans mourn the loss of Paula Deen, aged 66, who was found dead Tuesday morning after suffering a ruptured stomach. A suicide note was found by family members, which outlined her intention to eat herself to death and also contained many instances of the epithet “nigger-lovers.” This comes on the heels of a damning lawsuit which accused Deen of hiring an all-black staff for a “Southern-Style Wedding” and repeatedly using racial epithets. As a result of her honest apology, Deen was fired from Food Network.

Police say Deen ate “hundreds” of her own pre-packaged desserts which are sold at Wal-Mart and feature her face on the labeling. Investigators said, “We aren’t sure whether or not Deen suffered from a fatal stroke related to her Diabetes before or after her stomach burst. Coroners have said it’s possible that she first died from eating too much sugar, and then suffered the stomach rupture post mortem.”

49 comments to Paula Deen commits suicide at 66

  • Rachel

    This is so stupid! How can someone be so cruel and say someone’s dead?

    • Jay

      Can’t imagine that folks are so insane!!!!Don’t they have anything better to do than fabricate lies in the hope of fooling Paula’s following??

  • Kim

    People talk so much trash on this woman! I love her to death! She was the ONLY reason I watched The Food Channel. I didn’t renew to the magazine. It’s all a bunch of BS! Give the woman a break! She’s not dead. It was her nephew. Don’t believe everything you read. Including this. But I’m backing Paula!!

  • Anonymous

    people can be so damn cruel get the help over it