Snowden reveals UFO documents after receiving asylum in Venezuela

Mantle Convection 300x157 Snowden reveals UFO documents after receiving asylum in Venezuela

According to bombshell documents leaked by Snowden, the government has long known UFOs to be a species more advanced than mankind.

CARACAS — Edward Snowden, the leaker of NSA surveillance documents, was granted asylum in Venezuela on Friday. With safe harbors in sight, Snowden was willing to share shocking and world-shattering exclusive secret government documents with the Internet Chronicle. Snowden’s testimony was as follows:

“The highest levels of government don’t know what to do about UFOs, and the official story that they are all merely weather balloons or natural phenomena have been clearly dismissed. If anything, these documents speak about UFOs as if they are surely guided by an intelligence beyond our own. As it turns out, the most credible and inexplicable sightings are of vehicles which have been spotted leaving the sea floor at hydrothermal vents and directly entering solar orbit. Because ballistic missile tracking systems and deep sea sonar are kept as state secrets, scientists don’t have access to data about these objects. However, most of the contractors at DARPA are sure that there is a species more intelligent than homo sapiens living in the mantle of the Earth . . . It makes sense, if you think about it, because that is the only place where conditions have been more or less stable for billions of years. Extremophiles may live at different temperatures than us, but they have been able to thrive and develop intelligence at a seemingly accelerated rate. That’s not true, because they’ve simply evolved at the same rate, but without many of the vicissitudes which set back surface life . . . The president receives daily briefings about their activities, but analysts believe their technology is so far advanced that we stand little chance of survival in any potential war. The general sentiment is that we are but ants from their perspective, so there is little chance they would empathize or attempt to communicate with us, and the current contingency plan is to detonate nuclear weapons in deep caverns to ‘sting’ the foe we have no hope of destroying in hopes it would discourage further attacks.”

226 comments to Snowden reveals UFO documents after receiving asylum in Venezuela

  • Hunter

    Let me see those documents

  • c. c. sinclair

    the driver of the limousine shot once the man in the grassy nole shot once

  • jay ell iii

    Wow, it is great to find out that we did not lose anything. At best, just a schizophrenic paranoiac individual. Even more interesting is the fact that his new home is willing to sit around and listen to these garbage.

    Uau, mi quedo feliz en saber que nosotros non perdimos nada. Ao mejor, solamiente uno individuo esquizofrenico y paranoico. Mas interesante es el facto de su nueva casa estar dispuesta a escuchar tantos chismes. (Espanol non es mi lengua primaria).

    • Soap Box

      Agreed Jay. Total crap. Note that last sentence, its a give away..
      “apparent in the GPR scans will transform public debate about the balance between liberty and security.”

      • Have a lol

        Does it not occur to all you grumpy-pants that he is taking the piss out of all of you. Now you should bow down to the troll who is wiping his ass with your humourless face ;)

    • Mike Dufour

      Keep up your rhetoric and idiotic excuses to try to fool us. People like you make me sick because you are either part of the conspiracy or your eyes are wide shut. So just shut up your mouth and words please. The truth is coming you will see then.

      • Anonymous

        Willy? Aliens living in the Mantle or the Earth? Where the temperature, supposedly, is about 4000-6700 ° F (2200-3700 ° C)? Willy? Willy? Willy?

        And they are living there for millions of years? Willy? Willy?

        Look buddy: if even one of the lego parts don’t fit, the whole structure falls.

        Why don’t you go to the market at the corner of your neighborhood and buy a tin foil hat?

        See yah …

        Oh, …. there’s one possibility: E.S. is, actually, a seed of ours and his landing in Venezuela was planned from the get-go!

  • LUZMARINA

    OYE ESTA PERSONA LA NECESITAMOS CON EMERGENCIA EN NUESTRO PAÍS PODRÍA AYUDARNOS A SEGUIR EN LA CONSTRUCCIÓN Y PREPARACIÓN DE SUS TECNOLOGÍAS DE SUS CONOCIMIENTOS QUE EL GOBIERNO DE ESTADOS UNIDOS COMETE CON LOS DEMÁS CONTINENTES, SI SE VIENE A VENEZUELA LO MAS SEGURO ES QUE EE.UU COMIENCE CON A DECIR QUE HAY TRATADOS CON LA ONU Y COMIENZAN A EXIGIR RESPETO CUANDO ELLOS VIOLAN LAS DERECHOS DE LA LEY DEL DERECHO INTERNACIONAL PRIVADO POR QUE ES ASÍ COMO ELLOS LE RESPONDEN A TODOS LOS ESTADOS ESO EN CUALQUIER MOMENTO SE IBA A SABER PORQUE LA CIA SON LOS QUE IMPONEN LAS LEYES A SUS CONVENIENCIAS Y NO LA CUMPLEN QUE SE VENGA EDWARD LO QUEREMOS EN VENEZUELA.

    • Posiblemente el “Ditador Americano” sea responsable por su democracia y libertad.

      (Very possibly the “American Dictator” is responsible for you living in liberty and in a democracy).

  • Who shot JR? Who cares.

    Who shot JFK? Tell me more.

    • LeeHarveyBinLaden

      Woody Harrelson’s father was a hit-man for the Texas mafia in the 60′s… He was the one that fired the kill shot behind the grassy knoll! (The things you learn growing up in Dallas…)

    • LeeHarveyBinLaden

      Woody Harrelson’s father was a hit-man for the Texas mafia in the 60′s… He was the one that fired the kill shot behind the grassy knoll! (The things you learn growing up in Dallas…)